My deceased relatives are probably looking down on me rn thinking that I’m cool af after all
May 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My deceased relatives are probably looking down on me rn thinking that I’m cool af after all
After all these years, shrooming on Christmas is till one of my favorite sins to commit
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
After all these years, shrooming on Christmas is till one of my favorite sins to commit
If it wasn’t for baseball, I’d be normal
April 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If it wasn’t for baseball, I’d be normal
Just ate half a dozen (aka six) donuts…I win
March 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just ate half a dozen (aka six) donuts…I win
Life seemed way cooler back when i suffered from severe main character syndrome
February 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Life seemed way cooler back when i suffered from severe main character syndrome
wtf was I doing freestyling with the homies in the backyard at 4 AM smh
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
wtf was I doing freestyling with the homies in the backyard at 4 AM smh
I lowkey have a passion for lasers for some reason
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I lowkey have a passion for lasers for some reason
Baseball season makes me happy. It’s not baseball season right now
January 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Baseball season makes me happy. It’s not baseball season right now
Honestly, having a couple of cold brewskies with my friends about 2-3 times a month is basically all I live for
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Honestly, having a couple of cold brewskies with my friends about 2-3 times a month is basically all I live for
I dedicated two whole ass decades of my life to playing baseball just so that I could look really fkn cool when I throw things into the big dumpster at work
January 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I dedicated two whole ass decades of my life to playing baseball just so that I could look really fkn cool when I throw things into the big dumpster at work
It would be crazy if scientists were to discover a planet primarily made out of pizza…like, mind blowing
January 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It would be crazy if scientists were to discover a planet primarily made out of pizza…like, mind blowing
I have one last hard sprint in me in this lifetime before my body breaks, so I gotta make sure I use it wisely.
January 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have one last hard sprint in me in this lifetime before my body breaks, so I gotta make sure I use it wisely.
After all these years, I still haven’t gotten over how freaking cool it is to be a grownup and just do whatever I want
January 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
After all these years, I still haven’t gotten over how freaking cool it is to be a grownup and just do whatever I want
The aliens are supposed to invade today, but tbh I’d rather have a meteor
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
The aliens are supposed to invade today, but tbh I’d rather have a meteor
Reposted by Ruben Farias
english wtf. you drink a drink but can’t food a food. 🤔
December 2, 2024 at 6:53 AM
english wtf. you drink a drink but can’t food a food. 🤔
A chicken sandwich from Chili’s would so fix me rn
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 AM
A chicken sandwich from Chili’s would so fix me rn
I haven’t seen a single Walmart/Black Friday vid😔
November 30, 2024 at 11:21 AM
I haven’t seen a single Walmart/Black Friday vid😔
This checks out
Rats are punk rock
Dogs are arena rock
Cats are synthwave
Owls are math rock
Horses are radio pop
Birds other than owls are yacht rock
Snakes are symphonic metal
Fish are new wave
Ferrets are thrash metal
Racoons are industrial
Lizards are southern rock
Dogs are arena rock
Cats are synthwave
Owls are math rock
Horses are radio pop
Birds other than owls are yacht rock
Snakes are symphonic metal
Fish are new wave
Ferrets are thrash metal
Racoons are industrial
Lizards are southern rock
November 30, 2024 at 4:55 AM
This checks out
mac n cheese is the truth
November 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
mac n cheese is the truth
Today is the Super Bowl for drunk uncles
November 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Today is the Super Bowl for drunk uncles
Reposted by Ruben Farias
Repost for good ska fortune
November 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Repost for good ska fortune
Straight up, im a Bruce Lee denier
November 26, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Straight up, im a Bruce Lee denier
I’ve never known a foo with more sauce than this one ex roommate of mine who could juggle and ride a unicycle at the same time. Respect
November 22, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I’ve never known a foo with more sauce than this one ex roommate of mine who could juggle and ride a unicycle at the same time. Respect
If I had one wish that could be granted, it would be to become a contestant on the price is right
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
If I had one wish that could be granted, it would be to become a contestant on the price is right
I think the weather on this night is projected to be favorably crispy, and I love that for all of us who have been marching through the seemingly endless summer heat. We made it. Also, here’s a flyer
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I think the weather on this night is projected to be favorably crispy, and I love that for all of us who have been marching through the seemingly endless summer heat. We made it. Also, here’s a flyer