Hugh Raine
@hughraine.bsky.social
Cartoonist and writer. Illustrator, actor, photographer, biscuit baker, dad. Not in that order. Betty & The Yeti: Friends at First Fart and A Monstrous Mess from The Beano and Farshore OUT NOW!
Me when I clean my glasses:
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Me when I clean my glasses:
This Christmas, impress your friends and family by correctly saying the title of "The Muppet Christmas Carol"!
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This Christmas, impress your friends and family by correctly saying the title of "The Muppet Christmas Carol"!
Pulled out a beloved winter cable knit-style jumper to find a huge red wine or mulled wine stain all over the back!
Did someone last year splatter me and not say anything?
Was I so drunk I did it myself?
How did it make it through a wash with nobody realising?
Did I even wash it?
WILL I EVER KNOW?
Did someone last year splatter me and not say anything?
Was I so drunk I did it myself?
How did it make it through a wash with nobody realising?
Did I even wash it?
WILL I EVER KNOW?
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pulled out a beloved winter cable knit-style jumper to find a huge red wine or mulled wine stain all over the back!
Did someone last year splatter me and not say anything?
Was I so drunk I did it myself?
How did it make it through a wash with nobody realising?
Did I even wash it?
WILL I EVER KNOW?
Did someone last year splatter me and not say anything?
Was I so drunk I did it myself?
How did it make it through a wash with nobody realising?
Did I even wash it?
WILL I EVER KNOW?
Reposted by Hugh Raine
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
What advent calendar you rocking this year?
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
What advent calendar you rocking this year?
It's a clean lid day, lads.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It's a clean lid day, lads.
They get you hooked... and then they take them away from you.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
They get you hooked... and then they take them away from you.
It really cheeses me off how cute Lidl are about their fresh bakery when I saw a child literally pick her nose, then pick up a croissant with the same hand and then put it back.
I'll never use that thing in a billion years.
I'll never use that thing in a billion years.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It really cheeses me off how cute Lidl are about their fresh bakery when I saw a child literally pick her nose, then pick up a croissant with the same hand and then put it back.
I'll never use that thing in a billion years.
I'll never use that thing in a billion years.
A cheeky little Stitch pop-up card I designed:
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
A cheeky little Stitch pop-up card I designed:
Fun fact: Black Friday is the longest month of the week.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Fun fact: Black Friday is the longest month of the week.
Some more Christmas shopping with a bit of digicam street photography mixed in. 📷 Fujifilm Finepix F440
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Some more Christmas shopping with a bit of digicam street photography mixed in. 📷 Fujifilm Finepix F440
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
Reposted by Hugh Raine
Dr. Barr from the TOP FUCKNG ROPE
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Dr. Barr from the TOP FUCKNG ROPE
Time to see what the BFD is about Popeyes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Time to see what the BFD is about Popeyes.
My mum likes Champneys products, but I absolutely can't buy her the one called "body soufflé".
*Shudder!*
*Shudder!*
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My mum likes Champneys products, but I absolutely can't buy her the one called "body soufflé".
*Shudder!*
*Shudder!*
November 17th #photography.
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 17th #photography.
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
📷 Lumix TZ55 (ZS35)
I've closed my LinkedIn account four times now, yet the messages just keep coming and it always seems to grow back like mold.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit
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November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I've closed my LinkedIn account four times now, yet the messages just keep coming and it always seems to grow back like mold.
I've had my first chocolate Santa of the season.
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I've had my first chocolate Santa of the season.
Don't look for love, look for coffee.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Don't look for love, look for coffee.
A little light, digi-cam street photography amidst the early Christmas shopping.
📷 Olympus Stylus SH-1
📷 Fujifilm Finepix F440
#DigiCam #DigiCamPhotography
📷 Olympus Stylus SH-1
📷 Fujifilm Finepix F440
#DigiCam #DigiCamPhotography
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A little light, digi-cam street photography amidst the early Christmas shopping.
📷 Olympus Stylus SH-1
📷 Fujifilm Finepix F440
#DigiCam #DigiCamPhotography
📷 Olympus Stylus SH-1
📷 Fujifilm Finepix F440
#DigiCam #DigiCamPhotography
One of mine in Sainsbo.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One of mine in Sainsbo.
Is it really necessary to autotune Dawn French singing just FOUR WORDS in the M&S Christmas ad? It sounds terrible!
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Is it really necessary to autotune Dawn French singing just FOUR WORDS in the M&S Christmas ad? It sounds terrible!
I watched on in absolute glee as I showed this to my wife, asked "Who's this?" and waited for her to finally offer:
"Oh! Eamonn Holmes?"
"Oh! Eamonn Holmes?"
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I watched on in absolute glee as I showed this to my wife, asked "Who's this?" and waited for her to finally offer:
"Oh! Eamonn Holmes?"
"Oh! Eamonn Holmes?"
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I walked 32,000 steps today. #photography
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I walked 32,000 steps today. #photography