Fully prepared to hold my hands up if they turn out to be a chain of garden centres.

Absolutely petrifying when you follow the logical path this is all going to take.

In keeping with much of the squad.

The first question is valid but the statement after it prompts the question why would you only look at that narrow field of candidates?

Find the best candidate via a thorough recruitment process. Man, woman, former player, specialist coach, Brit, overseas. Just get someone to get them to win.

They're either saying impartiality when they mean partiality or they're saying the quiet part out loud.