Gyro_Topple
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"Be the person your dog thinks you are."
“Dog’s lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
“Dog’s lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
A "Proxy diet" is the best way to virtually lose weight, just feed up your workmates with nice fattening treats and you'll soon be feeling great as the slimmest person in the room 😀
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A "Proxy diet" is the best way to virtually lose weight, just feed up your workmates with nice fattening treats and you'll soon be feeling great as the slimmest person in the room 😀
Laika - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
So the rapture is on 27sep, not yesterday 😂
www.independent.co.uk/news/busines...
www.independent.co.uk/news/busines...
Greggs to open first pub with its own beers on draft
The Golden Flake Tavern is set to open in Newcastle – but not for long
www.independent.co.uk
September 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So the rapture is on 27sep, not yesterday 😂
www.independent.co.uk/news/busines...
www.independent.co.uk/news/busines...
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My nephew told me he was playing "co-op" with his mates.
I said I thought that was great, playing a game running a retail shop was more useful than shooting games.
He got quite irate and kept saying "co-op" then stopped talking to me altogether when I asked if there was a funeral director add on.
I said I thought that was great, playing a game running a retail shop was more useful than shooting games.
He got quite irate and kept saying "co-op" then stopped talking to me altogether when I asked if there was a funeral director add on.
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My nephew told me he was playing "co-op" with his mates.
I said I thought that was great, playing a game running a retail shop was more useful than shooting games.
He got quite irate and kept saying "co-op" then stopped talking to me altogether when I asked if there was a funeral director add on.
I said I thought that was great, playing a game running a retail shop was more useful than shooting games.
He got quite irate and kept saying "co-op" then stopped talking to me altogether when I asked if there was a funeral director add on.
They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone?
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi
www.northumberlandnationalpark.org.uk/sycamore-gap...
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone?
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi
www.northumberlandnationalpark.org.uk/sycamore-gap...
Sycamore Gap: Coming Home • Northumberland National Park
The largest remaining section of the Sycamore Gap tree goes on permanent display at The Sill: National Landscape Discovery Centre.
www.northumberlandnationalpark.org.uk
July 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone?
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi
www.northumberlandnationalpark.org.uk/sycamore-gap...
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone?
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi
www.northumberlandnationalpark.org.uk/sycamore-gap...
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The most iconic cinematic take on America's Independence Day is either the space alien invasion movie or the final scene of Killing Them Softly: youtu.be/m-mqgCliinQ
Killing Them Softly - Ending Scene
YouTube video by A. Mekkawy
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July 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The most iconic cinematic take on America's Independence Day is either the space alien invasion movie or the final scene of Killing Them Softly: youtu.be/m-mqgCliinQ
Schindler's List (5/9) Movie CLIP - A Small Pile of Hinges (1993) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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February 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Shit dog pictures 😬
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Shit dog pictures 😬
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My favourite insult
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 AM
My favourite insult
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Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
November 16, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.
Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
November 8, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.
Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
Terry Pratchett,
Terry Pratchett,
October 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
Terry Pratchett,
Terry Pratchett,
My wife's gone to the Caribbean.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
September 24, 2024 at 6:39 AM
My wife's gone to the Caribbean.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
My dogs got no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible...
How does it smell?
Terrible...
September 23, 2024 at 6:38 AM
My dogs got no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible...
How does it smell?
Terrible...
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,466,480!
September 19, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,466,480!
If you're running late for an appointment you're "rushing" to get there.
If you're going to an appointment and have set off too early, is there a word for going slower than normal so you don't arrive too soon?
If you're going to an appointment and have set off too early, is there a word for going slower than normal so you don't arrive too soon?
August 17, 2024 at 9:08 PM
If you're running late for an appointment you're "rushing" to get there.
If you're going to an appointment and have set off too early, is there a word for going slower than normal so you don't arrive too soon?
If you're going to an appointment and have set off too early, is there a word for going slower than normal so you don't arrive too soon?
The Olympics has synchronised swimming, why don't they have synchronised walking or running as well 🤔
July 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
The Olympics has synchronised swimming, why don't they have synchronised walking or running as well 🤔
If you could convince me that if I joined your religion then when I died I'd get to see my old dogs again, even just once, i'd sign up in a heartbeat...
July 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
If you could convince me that if I joined your religion then when I died I'd get to see my old dogs again, even just once, i'd sign up in a heartbeat...
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Watch Reggie Jackson speak absolute unfiltered truth tonight - I watched it twice.
He isn't romanticizing shit - just jaw dropping.
He isn't romanticizing shit - just jaw dropping.
Full Reggie Jackson answer to Arod's question about returning to Rickwood Field.
Posted in r/baseball by u/Stock412 • 4,147 points and 367 comments
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June 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Watch Reggie Jackson speak absolute unfiltered truth tonight - I watched it twice.
He isn't romanticizing shit - just jaw dropping.
He isn't romanticizing shit - just jaw dropping.
"Home is where, no matter what you've done, when you go there they have to take you in"
Just found it's made from a line in a Robert Frost poem but old friend, who's now gone, used to say it when we were talking about what home was to him
I still think about it, and him, every time i travel home 😢
Just found it's made from a line in a Robert Frost poem but old friend, who's now gone, used to say it when we were talking about what home was to him
I still think about it, and him, every time i travel home 😢
June 21, 2024 at 10:43 AM
"Home is where, no matter what you've done, when you go there they have to take you in"
Just found it's made from a line in a Robert Frost poem but old friend, who's now gone, used to say it when we were talking about what home was to him
I still think about it, and him, every time i travel home 😢
Just found it's made from a line in a Robert Frost poem but old friend, who's now gone, used to say it when we were talking about what home was to him
I still think about it, and him, every time i travel home 😢
Archimedes said that with a long enough lever and a solid enough place to stand, he could move the world. He could have stood on Mr. Young.
Terry Pratchett - Good Omens
Be like Mr Young
Terry Pratchett - Good Omens
Be like Mr Young
June 15, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Archimedes said that with a long enough lever and a solid enough place to stand, he could move the world. He could have stood on Mr. Young.
Terry Pratchett - Good Omens
Be like Mr Young
Terry Pratchett - Good Omens
Be like Mr Young
