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I'm guessing St. Prick will hate these images, so you definitely should NOT spread them around
May 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm guessing St. Prick will hate these images, so you definitely should NOT spread them around
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"Pssst."
"Shhh!"
"Whatcha doing?"
"Waiting."
"For what?"
"A cheetah."
"I hear those are beautiful."
"They sure are, fast too, now hush."
"Can I wait with you?"
"Only if you're quiet."
"Shhh!"
"Whatcha doing?"
"Waiting."
"For what?"
"A cheetah."
"I hear those are beautiful."
"They sure are, fast too, now hush."
"Can I wait with you?"
"Only if you're quiet."
April 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Pssst."
"Shhh!"
"Whatcha doing?"
"Waiting."
"For what?"
"A cheetah."
"I hear those are beautiful."
"They sure are, fast too, now hush."
"Can I wait with you?"
"Only if you're quiet."
"Shhh!"
"Whatcha doing?"
"Waiting."
"For what?"
"A cheetah."
"I hear those are beautiful."
"They sure are, fast too, now hush."
"Can I wait with you?"
"Only if you're quiet."
If you have a friend recovering from alcoholism, this one might save *your* life:
huckinfappy.substack.com/p/things-peo...
huckinfappy.substack.com/p/things-peo...
💥 Things People Say That Make Me Want to Relapse (But I Don’t)
A field guide to unsolicited opinions, weaponized optimism, and accidental assholery.
huckinfappy.substack.com
April 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you have a friend recovering from alcoholism, this one might save *your* life:
huckinfappy.substack.com/p/things-peo...
huckinfappy.substack.com/p/things-peo...
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Fun prank: be a decent human being and smile a lot
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fun prank: be a decent human being and smile a lot
I'm an alcoholic who has gotten back into recovery recently, and it was suggested I blog about it. I've been getting a laugh out of doing it, and if you or anyone you know is in recovery (especially early recovery), it might help them feel less alone.
huckinfappy.substack.com
huckinfappy.substack.com
HuckinFappy | Substack
Addicted to anxiety, dependant on dopamine, and allergic to alcohol. Click to read HuckinFappy, a Substack publication. Launched 14 hours ago.
huckinfappy.substack.com
April 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm an alcoholic who has gotten back into recovery recently, and it was suggested I blog about it. I've been getting a laugh out of doing it, and if you or anyone you know is in recovery (especially early recovery), it might help them feel less alone.
huckinfappy.substack.com
huckinfappy.substack.com
How many cocktails did he have on that flight?
March 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How many cocktails did he have on that flight?
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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Why is Pete Hegseth texting me?
March 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Why is Pete Hegseth texting me?
Does every cybertruck driver think they were a Pharoah in a previous life, so they drive around a pyramid until they die in it?
March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Does every cybertruck driver think they were a Pharoah in a previous life, so they drive around a pyramid until they die in it?
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Is Nickelodeon doing a Slimecast of the SOTU?
March 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is Nickelodeon doing a Slimecast of the SOTU?
I did a thing
March 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I did a thing
Elon Muskrat's investment in Tesla has lost $82B since mid December.
a man wearing a camouflage hat says so i got that going for me
ALT: a man wearing a camouflage hat says so i got that going for me
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Elon Muskrat's investment in Tesla has lost $82B since mid December.
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18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org
18f.org
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WIFE: Our new neighbour is a bank manager but he seems to keep himself to himself
ME: He's kind of a loaner
WIFE: You need to move out
ME: He's kind of a loaner
WIFE: You need to move out
February 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WIFE: Our new neighbour is a bank manager but he seems to keep himself to himself
ME: He's kind of a loaner
WIFE: You need to move out
ME: He's kind of a loaner
WIFE: You need to move out
I'm not exactly sure why Trump Airlines, Trump Beverages, Trump Games, Trump Casinos, Trump Magazine, Trump Mortgage, Trump Steaks, Trump Travel, Trumpnet, Trump Tower Tampa, Trump University, Trump Fragrances or Trump Mattress failed.
It's almost like someone doesn't know how to run things.
It's almost like someone doesn't know how to run things.
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm not exactly sure why Trump Airlines, Trump Beverages, Trump Games, Trump Casinos, Trump Magazine, Trump Mortgage, Trump Steaks, Trump Travel, Trumpnet, Trump Tower Tampa, Trump University, Trump Fragrances or Trump Mattress failed.
It's almost like someone doesn't know how to run things.
It's almost like someone doesn't know how to run things.
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Crows can recognize people many years later, even if they are wearing a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Crows can recognize people many years later, even if they are wearing a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
This is a lot of fun
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is a lot of fun