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My milkshake brings 91.44% of the boys to the metre.
Because all ordinary desktop and office printers are AI-enabled, and apply that vast computing resource to approach five-nines unavailability.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Because all ordinary desktop and office printers are AI-enabled, and apply that vast computing resource to approach five-nines unavailability.
Count what you have left over, then subtract that number from the count of those you had initially. The lemma is that the answer you get is independent of how many pieces you start with. Proof via the pigeonhole principle and induction.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Count what you have left over, then subtract that number from the count of those you had initially. The lemma is that the answer you get is independent of how many pieces you start with. Proof via the pigeonhole principle and induction.
My brother is a sparky
Who works in offshore wind
He photographed this turbine
Way down in New Orleans
Who works in offshore wind
He photographed this turbine
Way down in New Orleans
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My brother is a sparky
Who works in offshore wind
He photographed this turbine
Way down in New Orleans
Who works in offshore wind
He photographed this turbine
Way down in New Orleans
I am in the flipchart-stickering classes and I know what a heat map is but I have no idea what "follow the heatmap" means.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I am in the flipchart-stickering classes and I know what a heat map is but I have no idea what "follow the heatmap" means.
But then put the urn to rest in a Colombarium.
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
But then put the urn to rest in a Colombarium.
Kitkats were still chocolate in late October. I like the dark Kitkats, but in February I found mint ones. They were mint.
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Kitkats were still chocolate in late October. I like the dark Kitkats, but in February I found mint ones. They were mint.
Does that contain a pun on church architecture that I'm missing?
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Does that contain a pun on church architecture that I'm missing?
There must have been the tiniest bit of disappointment that the process didn't end with an order-in-council / warrant under the sign manual / HMthelateQ in a trench with trowel and toothbrush.
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
There must have been the tiniest bit of disappointment that the process didn't end with an order-in-council / warrant under the sign manual / HMthelateQ in a trench with trowel and toothbrush.
His last words were a rude scream.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
His last words were a rude scream.
He was called to the choir eternal.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
He was called to the choir eternal.
A brief but fatal apse in attention.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A brief but fatal apse in attention.
In this bit of SE London electric cargo bikes + low traffic neighbourhood have together achieved modal shift for the school run. And also many more children riding their own bikes. The primary school is racing to add bike parking to meet demand.
No journey is more utilitarian than a school run!
No journey is more utilitarian than a school run!
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In this bit of SE London electric cargo bikes + low traffic neighbourhood have together achieved modal shift for the school run. And also many more children riding their own bikes. The primary school is racing to add bike parking to meet demand.
No journey is more utilitarian than a school run!
No journey is more utilitarian than a school run!
Accruing too many Hit Points reduces your chance of dying in battle. Does success in this world preclude happiness in the next?
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Accruing too many Hit Points reduces your chance of dying in battle. Does success in this world preclude happiness in the next?
His prayer rituals involved a strenuous upper body workout - hazardous in the extreme to anyone within axe-reach - and I think that helped him sleep at night.
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
His prayer rituals involved a strenuous upper body workout - hazardous in the extreme to anyone within axe-reach - and I think that helped him sleep at night.
My Dwarvish priest of the War God lost control of his mountain stronghold, not being suited to government, and never got his chance to test it against a proper army. He retired to a hermitage, happy in his body-count but regretful that they had accrued in mere skirmishing.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My Dwarvish priest of the War God lost control of his mountain stronghold, not being suited to government, and never got his chance to test it against a proper army. He retired to a hermitage, happy in his body-count but regretful that they had accrued in mere skirmishing.
The bicycle entrance was still less in-your-face, because there has to be room for the bikes.
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The bicycle entrance was still less in-your-face, because there has to be room for the bikes.
Our government building started enforcing this strictly at all entrances after Extinction Rebellion glued themselves to the card-operated barriers. Which was amusing _once_.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Our government building started enforcing this strictly at all entrances after Extinction Rebellion glued themselves to the card-operated barriers. Which was amusing _once_.
Meppershall is a thinly-disguised anagram of MAPPERS' HELL.
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Meppershall is a thinly-disguised anagram of MAPPERS' HELL.
As a resident of band F, I'm entirely in favour of concentrating the rises in bands G and H, as absolutely any other scheme would surely affect me. Down with the coddled luxurious elite Gs! Up the humble modest hard-working family Fs! Soak the irresponsible child-free flat-dwellers somehow else!
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
As a resident of band F, I'm entirely in favour of concentrating the rises in bands G and H, as absolutely any other scheme would surely affect me. Down with the coddled luxurious elite Gs! Up the humble modest hard-working family Fs! Soak the irresponsible child-free flat-dwellers somehow else!
He's forgotten his cap with the bells on.
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
He's forgotten his cap with the bells on.
For the price of your Aga though you could of course install a heat pump, and then you'd get 4kWh for 35p.
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
For the price of your Aga though you could of course install a heat pump, and then you'd get 4kWh for 35p.
It matters not a jot whether you use a plug-in radiator or an electric Aga or an induction plate on your induction hob: you get the same 1kWh of heat output for your 35p.
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It matters not a jot whether you use a plug-in radiator or an electric Aga or an induction plate on your induction hob: you get the same 1kWh of heat output for your 35p.
Bravo! Bravissimo! More! Stupendous work.
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bravo! Bravissimo! More! Stupendous work.
Radio 3's concert this evening was I think exactly that tape, plus Harry Potter for the young 'uns. It's ending with E.T. for the middle-aged 'uns.
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Radio 3's concert this evening was I think exactly that tape, plus Harry Potter for the young 'uns. It's ending with E.T. for the middle-aged 'uns.