(But really if the showrunners could just take a quick breath and consider allowing even ONE main character to have one itsy-bitsy lil queer romance, we are all tired of the straightwashing and you fucking owe us)

I was getting so sick of all the Spock’s-GF-of-the-week nonsense I was about ready to abandon ship

And the zombie penis is like its own character yep

It’s worse than I ever imagined it could be, like offensive to your intelligence bad? But I mean def watch it you will at least laugh??

I keep going back to the zombie birth doula scene and trying to figure out if I was hallucinating

I really liked it when I first saw it and then on adulthood rewatch thought it wasn’t great . However I would call it a masterpiece compared to this nonsense??? At least it had a coherent plot????

This year I lovingly illustrated cute portraits of multiple coworkers for a work scavenger hunt thing and DOZENS of colleagues asked me “What AI did you use?” Like it doesn’t even occur to people that there is any other option at this point.

Literally you are somehow making the show MORE regressive in this one weirdly specific way? You’re gonna take the character who gave birth to gay fanfiction and make him aggressively hetero and aggressively sexual? Where is our gray ace homo king. We deserve better

Like they have made SO many timely and important updates to this franchise…and yet…every other episode is “Spock’s Lady Sexcapade of the Week”