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hello it is linds
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion
Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion
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you all know what I think about stuff so I'm going to a parking lot to enjoy the sunset
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you all know what I think about stuff so I'm going to a parking lot to enjoy the sunset
Strange New Worlds Spoilers!!
Ummmm finally an episode this season that’s just about getting stranded on a barren planet and making friends with a big lizard and also an omnipotent trans god-alien?? Like was that so much to ask
Ummmm finally an episode this season that’s just about getting stranded on a barren planet and making friends with a big lizard and also an omnipotent trans god-alien?? Like was that so much to ask
September 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Strange New Worlds Spoilers!!
Ummmm finally an episode this season that’s just about getting stranded on a barren planet and making friends with a big lizard and also an omnipotent trans god-alien?? Like was that so much to ask
Ummmm finally an episode this season that’s just about getting stranded on a barren planet and making friends with a big lizard and also an omnipotent trans god-alien?? Like was that so much to ask
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Minneapolis: blood drive this evening and Friday afternoon: Wooden Ship Brewing, 3300 W 44th St Minneapolis.
Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org
There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!
Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org
There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!
August 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Minneapolis: blood drive this evening and Friday afternoon: Wooden Ship Brewing, 3300 W 44th St Minneapolis.
Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org
There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!
Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org
There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!
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It is an incredible testament to our strength that in the face of a relentless political onslaught designed to push transgender people from public life, more and more of us are finding the courage to be ourselves. Every living trans person is a Republican policy failure.
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It is an incredible testament to our strength that in the face of a relentless political onslaught designed to push transgender people from public life, more and more of us are finding the courage to be ourselves. Every living trans person is a Republican policy failure.
I finally saw 28 Years Later and I feel gaslit by how good the trailer looked and how breathtakingly stupid the actual movie was
August 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I finally saw 28 Years Later and I feel gaslit by how good the trailer looked and how breathtakingly stupid the actual movie was
I’m going to a Jurassic Park party this weekend and I’m gonna be the sneezing brachiosaurus
August 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m going to a Jurassic Park party this weekend and I’m gonna be the sneezing brachiosaurus
Anyway I’m sorry I regularly disappear from the internet only to be reborn every time I have a Star Trek opinion. God made me this way :(
August 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Anyway I’m sorry I regularly disappear from the internet only to be reborn every time I have a Star Trek opinion. God made me this way :(
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Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
I’m caught up on Strange New Worlds now and I have to say so far I am displeased that they are really clinging hard to that heterosexual agenda
August 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’m caught up on Strange New Worlds now and I have to say so far I am displeased that they are really clinging hard to that heterosexual agenda
Hi jumping back into a fandom space to say Rhys Darby was absolutely inspired casting as a Q thank u Star Trek #strangenewworlds #spoilers
August 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hi jumping back into a fandom space to say Rhys Darby was absolutely inspired casting as a Q thank u Star Trek #strangenewworlds #spoilers
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next heartstrings chapter july 23 💌
July 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
next heartstrings chapter july 23 💌
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May 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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strange women lying in ponds distributing swords starting to look like a reasonable basis for a system of government
April 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords starting to look like a reasonable basis for a system of government
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."
Pq democratizar a arte não é toda pessoa ter um desenho bonitinho feito em segundos, democratizar arte é toda pessoa ter tempo e saúde pra aprender e produzir arte se quiser mas principalmente ter condição pra pensar e se relacionar com arte com introspecção.
March 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."
I barely made it y’all but I got to NY and my Hattie tattoo is finally realized 🥹🥹🥹
April 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I barely made it y’all but I got to NY and my Hattie tattoo is finally realized 🥹🥹🥹
It is now my fourth time boarding the plane I was scheduled to take at 6 am 😭 they keep boarding and deplaning us because of weather in Chicago. IF I DONT MAKE IT TO NY IN TIME FOR CABARET TONIGHT I AM GONNA LOSE IT
April 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It is now my fourth time boarding the plane I was scheduled to take at 6 am 😭 they keep boarding and deplaning us because of weather in Chicago. IF I DONT MAKE IT TO NY IN TIME FOR CABARET TONIGHT I AM GONNA LOSE IT
Met up with @onlysayitonce.bsky.social today and she gave me an incredible sampler platter of White Rabbit candies!! My gift to her was quality time with Hattie 🥰
April 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Met up with @onlysayitonce.bsky.social today and she gave me an incredible sampler platter of White Rabbit candies!! My gift to her was quality time with Hattie 🥰
#whitelotusspoilers It’s kind of fun seeing the internet losing its mind over brother incest again like we’re in the mid 2000s
March 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#whitelotusspoilers It’s kind of fun seeing the internet losing its mind over brother incest again like we’re in the mid 2000s
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jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️
I feel like S3 of Yellowjackets is pretty medium….why do so many shows lose it in S3
March 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I feel like S3 of Yellowjackets is pretty medium….why do so many shows lose it in S3
I’m just here to talk to myself about The Poison Wars until all of you read them. Anyway today I’m just thinking about how tragically and obviously Tain is in love with Jovan in the second book. 😭 I feel like there is definitely a happy ending poly AU just waiting to be written here
March 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m just here to talk to myself about The Poison Wars until all of you read them. Anyway today I’m just thinking about how tragically and obviously Tain is in love with Jovan in the second book. 😭 I feel like there is definitely a happy ending poly AU just waiting to be written here