Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark
howardoark.bsky.social
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark
@howardoark.bsky.social
Sure, Musk deserves that $54B the Tesla Board gave him (if the Delaware Supreme Court agrees his previous $54B bonus was unconscionable).

They only make MYs in Germany.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
In a victory for jury nullification, Sandwich guy walks. @kenwhite.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve come around to thinking Musk’s pay package will be approved but the invest in xAI won’t be. All the big holders who’ve said they’ll vote for the pay package don’t discuss xAI. Board will do it anyway.

Periodic reminder that the ASCII X is 88, signal for heil Hitler.
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They spelled Tesla wrong (love that joke)
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Did sell the news start early?
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Cyber Truck sales had a blip due to the federal tax credit expiring, but have now continued their drop to zero. It will never, 66 years later with a doubling of population and an economy 55 times larger, outsell the Edsel.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
NY State Data

Month Tesla's Registered
10/24 1,117
9/25 937
10/25 322 (67% drop with the expiration of the federal tax credit)

Q4 is going to be a disaster. @montanaskeptic.bsky.social @tbpinvictus.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Godfrey is at again….now at Union Station in DC doing his Trump impression for the troops 🤣💀
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Decades ago I heard a thing on NPR about a party game where people would suggest poems that could be sung to the tune of popular songs. The one that stuck with me was Stopping in the Woods, Snowy Evening sung to the tune of Love Potion NO. 9. Sono wouldn't do it, but geeze

suno.com/song/282225a...
Stopping By The Woods (Rockabilly Twist)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
For some reason they left the leader in AI off this chart, so I added it back in.
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I asked ChatGPT how much electricity $500B worth of Nvidia chips would use and it came to between 9 and 16 nuclear power plants assuming 90% utilization.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Charlie’s corpse is still cooling down and she’s traded the gingham dress for leather pants. She probably bought a dishwasher and a washer dryer too.
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I guess they’ve run out of ammunition to juice the Tesla Stonk price during regular market hours and now need to work after hours.
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Eye about to come on shore. This monster is crawling which makes things that much worse. Luckily we have an aircraft carrier on the way which will be a god send to Jamaica (right?)
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Trump’s recent MRI was “perfect” he says.
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Imagine if they had beat the analyst’s estimates
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
In addition to the end of the $7500 EV credit and the evisceration of the CAFE program, no one talks about this much. Does anyone know how much this is pulling forward demand for Tesla’s battery storage products?
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This must be how Putin is planning on getting to Hungary. How do the Bulgarians feel about him?
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Donbas had a pre-war GDP of around $27B and there's probably been $100B in damage to it because of the war. Russia is spending at least $100B/year on the war. It costs around $12B to build a large crude oil refinery. Russia has 38 significant refineries which Ukraine is busy destroying.
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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AI, is this the first time an MLB player has hit 3 home runs and struck out 10 in the post season?
AI: No. Robin Roberts did it twice, in 1987 and again in 2026.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Gary’s Tesla catalysts from 6 months ago. None of the positives happened - 6 might but I don’t think it’s positive. All of the negatives happened - PE is now 240 and TroyTeslike thinks car sales will fall 8% year on year.
October 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So, Musk got Trump elected leading to the end of the $7,500 federal subsidy on EVs while at the same time throwing two Heil Hitlers on national television alienating the core demographic of EV buyers resulting in this catastrophe. And yet, the shareholders still want to give him $1T.
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Does using an $80k vehicle as a service vehicle make a lot of sense?
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I doubt Tesla is selling much more than 1,000 Wankerpanzers a month now
October 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How many billions is Tesla Insurance worth? Today’s SF Chronicle
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM