Kelly Wilkins-Scientia
@housescientia.bsky.social
House Scientia. Finely crafted, well honed snark and recipehs. Social justice rogue of Loki. Your friendly neighborhood queer gamer auntie. She/Her
When they claim to be the man of your dreams, but you already have one.
#ffxv #IgnisScientia #dating #comedy
#ffxv #IgnisScientia #dating #comedy
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When they claim to be the man of your dreams, but you already have one.
#ffxv #IgnisScientia #dating #comedy
#ffxv #IgnisScientia #dating #comedy
Hey, y'all. Could you help me out by sharing this link? It's for my sister's eye care and she really needs the help.
gofund.me/bd4df5e6a
gofund.me/bd4df5e6a
Donate to Donna's Eye Care, organized by Kelly Wilkins
Hi! My name is Kelly and I'm trying to raise funds for my sister Donna's eye care. My sister is a disab… Kelly Wilkins needs your support for Donna's Eye Care
gofund.me
September 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey, y'all. Could you help me out by sharing this link? It's for my sister's eye care and she really needs the help.
gofund.me/bd4df5e6a
gofund.me/bd4df5e6a
This is your reminder that if your family doesn't support you, I'm your family now. Your weird goth witch chaos auntie loves you very much.
Take your meds. Drink some water. Go outside for a minute. You need that vitamin D.
Take your meds. Drink some water. Go outside for a minute. You need that vitamin D.
June 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is your reminder that if your family doesn't support you, I'm your family now. Your weird goth witch chaos auntie loves you very much.
Take your meds. Drink some water. Go outside for a minute. You need that vitamin D.
Take your meds. Drink some water. Go outside for a minute. You need that vitamin D.
Every company wants us to buy their products and subscribe to their services. I wish there was a way to tell if the lowest paid employee/contractor used by that company could afford to make those purchases and still afford rent, food, utilities and transportation in the area where they work.
May 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Every company wants us to buy their products and subscribe to their services. I wish there was a way to tell if the lowest paid employee/contractor used by that company could afford to make those purchases and still afford rent, food, utilities and transportation in the area where they work.
I just want y'all to know that FFVII Rebirth has a mob named an "Ignilisk" and it hurts me to fight them.
For reasons.
For reasons.
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I just want y'all to know that FFVII Rebirth has a mob named an "Ignilisk" and it hurts me to fight them.
For reasons.
For reasons.
In honor of my Henry, who left this plane on March 28, 2025, after a life of being my best and most cranky boy.
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In honor of my Henry, who left this plane on March 28, 2025, after a life of being my best and most cranky boy.
People are always telling you to live within your means. No one tells the corporations to price within your means. I'm sure Sam Vimes would have something to say about that.
#GNUTerryPratchett
#samvimes
#GNUTerryPratchett
#samvimes
March 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People are always telling you to live within your means. No one tells the corporations to price within your means. I'm sure Sam Vimes would have something to say about that.
#GNUTerryPratchett
#samvimes
#GNUTerryPratchett
#samvimes
Not me, being the dork who recited the Fibonacci Sequence when asked to count up from one.
March 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Not me, being the dork who recited the Fibonacci Sequence when asked to count up from one.
I just described Terry Pratchett as "Fantasy like Douglas Adams and J.R.R. Tolkien are in a bar and they're both really pissed off about Margaret Thatcher."
I mean, it tracks.
I mean, it tracks.
February 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I just described Terry Pratchett as "Fantasy like Douglas Adams and J.R.R. Tolkien are in a bar and they're both really pissed off about Margaret Thatcher."
I mean, it tracks.
I mean, it tracks.
I'll never be able to adequately explain what watching Labyrinth did to me as a dorky kid. IYKYK.
February 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'll never be able to adequately explain what watching Labyrinth did to me as a dorky kid. IYKYK.
My favorite Ukrainian way to say "fuck off" is "keep sunflower seeds in your pocket."
It delights me.
The (paraphrased) quote is "Keep some sunflower seeds in your pocket so that you will be useful when you die." Said by a Ukrainian babushka to a soldier in the Russian army.
я люблю тебе, бабуся
It delights me.
The (paraphrased) quote is "Keep some sunflower seeds in your pocket so that you will be useful when you die." Said by a Ukrainian babushka to a soldier in the Russian army.
я люблю тебе, бабуся
February 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My favorite Ukrainian way to say "fuck off" is "keep sunflower seeds in your pocket."
It delights me.
The (paraphrased) quote is "Keep some sunflower seeds in your pocket so that you will be useful when you die." Said by a Ukrainian babushka to a soldier in the Russian army.
я люблю тебе, бабуся
It delights me.
The (paraphrased) quote is "Keep some sunflower seeds in your pocket so that you will be useful when you die." Said by a Ukrainian babushka to a soldier in the Russian army.
я люблю тебе, бабуся
So, I'm starting a comedy podcast called Bacchanalian Book Club, a comedy podcast roasting vintage romance novels and other affronts to literature.
We start recording episodes on March 2.
If you're interested you can sign up at Patreon for updates.
www.patreon.com/c/bacchusboo...
We start recording episodes on March 2.
If you're interested you can sign up at Patreon for updates.
www.patreon.com/c/bacchusboo...
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February 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So, I'm starting a comedy podcast called Bacchanalian Book Club, a comedy podcast roasting vintage romance novels and other affronts to literature.
We start recording episodes on March 2.
If you're interested you can sign up at Patreon for updates.
www.patreon.com/c/bacchusboo...
We start recording episodes on March 2.
If you're interested you can sign up at Patreon for updates.
www.patreon.com/c/bacchusboo...
How's everyone dealing with today's fresh hell?
February 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How's everyone dealing with today's fresh hell?
The West Coast is on fire, the Midwest, South, and East Coast are freezing.
This is the largest autoimmune response to an incoming infection ever.
This is the largest autoimmune response to an incoming infection ever.
January 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The West Coast is on fire, the Midwest, South, and East Coast are freezing.
This is the largest autoimmune response to an incoming infection ever.
This is the largest autoimmune response to an incoming infection ever.
I win. Sometimes.
January 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I win. Sometimes.
Hey, Bluesky. Guess we'd all better regroup over here, eh?
January 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hey, Bluesky. Guess we'd all better regroup over here, eh?
Hey, Bluesky. Have a cat photo.
December 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Hey, Bluesky. Have a cat photo.
Reposted by Kelly Wilkins-Scientia
I hate asking for help, but my #cat Chewbacca just got a sudden large dental bill, right when I've been made redundant. He's thankfully not in pain at present, but we do need to get the work done - If anyone can help with a couple of pounds or a RT I'd be forever indebted! 😻♥️
gofund.me/d86e7603
gofund.me/d86e7603
Donate to Help Chewbacca roar again!, organized by Tim Boxall
Hi, my names Tim, and this is my adorable rescue cat Chewbacca. We're an inseparable boy and his… Tim Boxall needs your support for Help Chewbacca roar again!
gofund.me
December 4, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I hate asking for help, but my #cat Chewbacca just got a sudden large dental bill, right when I've been made redundant. He's thankfully not in pain at present, but we do need to get the work done - If anyone can help with a couple of pounds or a RT I'd be forever indebted! 😻♥️
gofund.me/d86e7603
gofund.me/d86e7603
I swear to fuck, the "so much for the tolerant left!" bullshit isn't the own they think it is.
November 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I swear to fuck, the "so much for the tolerant left!" bullshit isn't the own they think it is.
My senior colleague also wants a word.
November 21, 2024 at 8:32 PM
My senior colleague also wants a word.
My colleague demanded a work meeting.
November 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
My colleague demanded a work meeting.
Welp, it's Monday, friends. How are you feeling as we hurtle towards the end of the world?
November 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Welp, it's Monday, friends. How are you feeling as we hurtle towards the end of the world?
A story in two acts.
November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
A story in two acts.