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Sweatpants Cher
@housefeminist.bsky.social
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One thing I’m sure of deep in my bones is that men should not be making women. Men should not be designing women and men shouldn’t be storing women anywhere.
Screenshot from x: @BrianRoemmele Meet Michelle she is stored on a server in Iowa. (Made by my buddy Jeff Dotson) Photo of a smiling ai generated young woman with dark hair, bangs and freckles.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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me when there’s a fly in the house
a truth social post from Donald Trump edited to say: To all “FLIES”, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING “ME” TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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wait this guy’s live react is incredible
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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the tough on crime President
New York Times headline: Felon Freed by Trump Is Set to Be Sentenced Again in Brooklyn A judge found that Jonathan Braun had violated the rules of his release by sexually assaulting a nanny, swinging an IV pole at a nurse and dodging tolls in his Lamborghini and Ferrari. Photo of Braun captioned: Jonathan Braun was accused of violently threatening at least eight people who owed him money, according to court records.Credit...Howard Schnapp/Newsday Mr. Braun remained free after each incident. Only in April, after he was charged with assaulting a 3-year-old, was he brought before Judge Matsumoto on charges of violating his supervised release. Article text reading: Mr. Braun has also been accused of crimes that include swinging a pole that contained intravenous bags at a nurse; threatening a synagogue congregant who had asked him to stop talking during services; punching his wife and 75-year-old father-in-law; and grabbing a nanny's breast as he touched himself.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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personally, I would not drink from the roundup fountain
A drinking fountain at a park, labeled “ROUNDUP FOUNTAIN”
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Right now the NYT is congratulating Ross Douthat bc no one thought he could beat yesterday’s rage bait engagement
Opinion ROSS DOUTHAT Mamdanis Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think 3 MIN READ INTERESTING TIMES Did Women Ruin the Workplace? And can conservative feminism fix it? 3h ago. By ROSS DOUTHAT and VICTORIA CHAMBERLIN
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A case study on losers and winners:
Screenshot from Kamala Harris & @KamalaHarris X.com I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved. Doug and I are keeping Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and the entire Cheney family in our thoughts during this difficult time. Screenshot Bluesky post from Zohran Kwame Mamdani • @zohra... • 9d "No longer should we think about our political process as settling for the lesser of two evils. We can demand a greater good. And in doing so, we can make City Hall a place from which New Yorkers expect change, not failure."
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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They’re really coming out of the woodwork for this guy wow
Harvey Weinstein, Ted Bundy, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden appear together to declare New York mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo has their endorsement. The words “stop the socialists! Vote Cuomo and save NYC” are written in the sky and a ticker reads “Cuomo had our vote!”
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Watching Robin Hood and cant stop seeing this
Image of Donald Trump and Stephen Miller above cartoon image of fictional characters King John and his snake adviser in Disney’s Robin Hood Image of Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan above an image of the cartoon wolf Sheriff of Nottingham in Disney’s Robin Hood.
October 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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if anyone should be getting paid for something, it’s her
A selfie of me sitting in the car wearing sunglasses with my new haircut on display. I cut it myself and it looks fine! I gave myself curtain bangs (I will surely regret this)
October 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I was talking to my 14yo about it and while he lowkey got my ass by saying fax machines were the best technology when jamiroquai wrote virtual insanity in 1996, he’s right to acknowledge that jamiroquai got our ass 30 years ago.
Me [texting my son about Idiocracy]: You should watch it. It came out when I was a teenager probably and it’s crazy how spot on it is about the world getting dumber lol Him: Yk virtual insanity by Jamiroquai? It’s so funny that was written when they had fax machines as their best technology. Kinda same thing how it became more true Lyrics to Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai (1996) And it's a wonder men can eat at all When things are big that should be small Who can tell what magic spells we'll be doin' for us? And I'm givin' all my love to this world Only to be told I can't see, I can't breathe No more will we be And nothing's gonna change the way we live 'Cause we can always take, but never give And now that things are changing for the worse, see Whoa, it's a crazy world we're livin' in And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin Is all we have to give these Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For useless twisting of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound for we all live underground And I'm thinkin' what a mess we're in Hard to know where to begin If I could slip the sickly ties that earthly man has made And now every mother can choose the colour Of her child, that's not nature's way Well, that's what they said yesterday There's nothin' left to do but pray I think it's time I found a new religion Whoa, it's so insane to synthesize another strain There's something in these futures that we have to be told
October 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Everything feels like this now
October 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I did a lamp diy makeover and also made a collage about it (yes I am still unemployed)
October 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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They’re turning our fridges against us. You have to subscribe to your exercise bike. My 14 streaming services that I pay to use without ads now have ads. Instagram stories added links to ads in the spot you press to skip. All this on top of the genocidal fascist white supremacist regime!!! Enough!!!
October 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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remember when you could just buy things and use them without paying a subscription subject to increase by 30% for no reason
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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We humans are so stupid, but every once in awhile, it’s stupid in such a good way. like, we love our cats way too much. we are silly, loving buffoons for this.
September 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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falling back in love with life by scrolling the review photos for cat halloween costumes
September 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I’m deeply skeptical of this woman’s judgment for many reasons
September 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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tell me your husband’s never given you an orgasm without telling me
JESSE WATTERS: You are married to Stephen Miller. KATIE MILLER: I am. WATTERS: So you are the envy of all women. What is that like? MILLER: The sexual matador, right? WATTERS: What is it like being married to such a sexual matador? MILLER: He is an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like, “Let’s start the day, I am going to defeat the left, and we are going to win.” He wakes up the day ready to carry out the mission that President Trump was elected to do.
September 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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husband who doesn’t know how to hide Google search history from his wife: “honey I’ve gotta run to Home Depot”
Photo of a smart refrigerator at Home Depot, the screen on Google search. The recent searches are “how to make woman finish,” “why am I here” and “how much is a rainbow rare siebold worth” Photo of a smart refrigerator at Home Depot, the screen on Google search. The recent searches are “how to make woman finish,” “why am I here” and “how much is a rainbow rare siebold worth”
September 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Honestly this post on X inspired my comments here lol
September 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Like,
From the movie The Dark Crystal, a podling before and during the process of having its essence drained to be consumed by the evil Skeksis
September 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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listen I was never a Marco Rubio fan but if you compare photos of him in 2022 (around the time he endorsed Trump) to now, it looks like this man’s soul has been completely siphoned out of his body
Left: A headshot of Marco Rubio in 2022 around the time he decided to endorse Trump Right: a headshot of Rubio now, 3 years later, his eyes sunken and sad, his skin depleted of collagen
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Warm relatable guy and Apple CEO Tim Cook at the White House evil oligarchs dinner, proving tech billionaires are just like us:

“I’ve always enjoyed having dinner and interacting.”
September 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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looking forward to Melania and Biden hitting this pose in a few years
Former First Lady Michelle Obama embraces former President George w bush
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM