@hotnoodz.bsky.social
She/her 26 🏳️🌈🍃
Lacks toads and toddler ants
Medicated but not very well!
Lacks toads and toddler ants
Medicated but not very well!
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I cannot be held accountable for my actions, I’m just a girl with a pocket full of finger blasted goldfish and an attitude
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i got a pocket full
got a pocket full of pocket sand
got a pocket full of pocket sand
June 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i got a pocket full
got a pocket full of pocket sand
got a pocket full of pocket sand
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when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven
June 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven
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I may be complicated, and I may be messy.
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That’s it; I have absolutely no “buts” to tack onto the end of that declaration at present.
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That’s it; I have absolutely no “buts” to tack onto the end of that declaration at present.
June 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I may be complicated, and I may be messy.
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That’s it; I have absolutely no “buts” to tack onto the end of that declaration at present.
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That’s it; I have absolutely no “buts” to tack onto the end of that declaration at present.
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jc penney. thats a poverty mindset. should have been named jc one million dollars
May 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
jc penney. thats a poverty mindset. should have been named jc one million dollars
Feeling very blessed to live in the decade where we are all baring witness to gingers being dubbed as black people
May 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Feeling very blessed to live in the decade where we are all baring witness to gingers being dubbed as black people
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I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit
May 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit
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It's not the teat, it's the humidititties
May 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's not the teat, it's the humidititties
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don’t forget to flash your tits to the flower moon tonight
May 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
don’t forget to flash your tits to the flower moon tonight
What % of the population does NOT pee in the shower
May 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What % of the population does NOT pee in the shower
What age does peeing in the shower become truly unbecoming?
May 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What age does peeing in the shower become truly unbecoming?
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everything reminds me of her
May 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
everything reminds me of her
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Who up quartering their pounder?
May 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Who up quartering their pounder?
Would you enjoy making love to Ed Sheeran? Why or why not ?
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Would you enjoy making love to Ed Sheeran? Why or why not ?
Petition for Fergie’s Star Spangled Banner to be the default played from here on out
May 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Petition for Fergie’s Star Spangled Banner to be the default played from here on out
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jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people
May 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people
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what happened to dandruff, like, culturally? when I was a kid you couldn’t go more than ten minutes without seeing a man in a tv commercial ostracized from polite society because of dandruff flakes on the shoulder of his black jacket. I haven’t thought about dandruff in 25 years
May 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
what happened to dandruff, like, culturally? when I was a kid you couldn’t go more than ten minutes without seeing a man in a tv commercial ostracized from polite society because of dandruff flakes on the shoulder of his black jacket. I haven’t thought about dandruff in 25 years
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Coffee isn’t enough anymore I need something weird on the bottom of the ocean to touch my foot
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Coffee isn’t enough anymore I need something weird on the bottom of the ocean to touch my foot
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brekkie today included blueberry pancakes and my kids telling their grandfather some people think helen keller isn’t real
May 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
brekkie today included blueberry pancakes and my kids telling their grandfather some people think helen keller isn’t real
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Caresses your face with a fistful of spaghetti
May 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Caresses your face with a fistful of spaghetti
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all my homies look like clinically depressed wizards
May 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
all my homies look like clinically depressed wizards
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I don’t think I would be a very good rich person. What on earth would I do with all those bathrooms?
May 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I don’t think I would be a very good rich person. What on earth would I do with all those bathrooms?
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I like my quartets like I like my cheese, string
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I like my quartets like I like my cheese, string
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I Always Feel Better After I Act A little Crazy
May 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I Always Feel Better After I Act A little Crazy
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I was tired but now that I am home, I need something fun and social to do tonight
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I was tired but now that I am home, I need something fun and social to do tonight
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things that will probably fix me:
- spreading hot asphalt with a shovel
- seeing two male athletes kiss after a heated confrontation
- $1,000,000
- spreading hot asphalt with a shovel
- seeing two male athletes kiss after a heated confrontation
- $1,000,000
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
things that will probably fix me:
- spreading hot asphalt with a shovel
- seeing two male athletes kiss after a heated confrontation
- $1,000,000
- spreading hot asphalt with a shovel
- seeing two male athletes kiss after a heated confrontation
- $1,000,000