HotMess_Xpress
@hotmess-xpress.bsky.social
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✨️The 'tism may be chronic, but the mental illness is... also chronic.✨️
✨️The 'tism may be chronic, but the mental illness is... also chronic.✨️
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How come I see all these "welcome to threads" posts by randos, but when I post something, it reaches two mutuals and the sock I kicked across the room?
My cat??? A JOKE?????? That's quackers.
#FlokiVonThunderpaws #MadeMeSmile #fluffycat #cutecat #inflatableduck
#FlokiVonThunderpaws #MadeMeSmile #fluffycat #cutecat #inflatableduck
June 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My cat??? A JOKE?????? That's quackers.
#FlokiVonThunderpaws #MadeMeSmile #fluffycat #cutecat #inflatableduck
#FlokiVonThunderpaws #MadeMeSmile #fluffycat #cutecat #inflatableduck
How come I see all these "welcome to threads" posts by randos, but when I post something, it reaches two mutuals and the sock I kicked across the room?
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 AM
How come I see all these "welcome to threads" posts by randos, but when I post something, it reaches two mutuals and the sock I kicked across the room?
Hot Take: If more conservatives went to therapy, there would be fewer conservatives.
November 22, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Hot Take: If more conservatives went to therapy, there would be fewer conservatives.
I can't believe I didn't recognize him sooner!
November 21, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I can't believe I didn't recognize him sooner!
Instructions unclear: capybara driving pizza delivery truck.
But for real, what the hell is this captcha thing? If humans understand this, I may, in fact, be a robot.
But for real, what the hell is this captcha thing? If humans understand this, I may, in fact, be a robot.
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Instructions unclear: capybara driving pizza delivery truck.
But for real, what the hell is this captcha thing? If humans understand this, I may, in fact, be a robot.
But for real, what the hell is this captcha thing? If humans understand this, I may, in fact, be a robot.
Idea: a kitchen version of Count Dracula that tells the story of Count Spatula in his castle in Pansylvania. All puppets must have googley eyes. Jeff Goldblum is there too.
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Idea: a kitchen version of Count Dracula that tells the story of Count Spatula in his castle in Pansylvania. All puppets must have googley eyes. Jeff Goldblum is there too.
Will this be the platform where I talk mad shit about the oxygen raviolis who are mean to me on my influencer accounts? Stay tuned to find out.
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Will this be the platform where I talk mad shit about the oxygen raviolis who are mean to me on my influencer accounts? Stay tuned to find out.
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The accuracy tho
November 18, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The accuracy tho
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If you don’t know who Jay Graber is, you will. She’s the woman behind Blue Sky.
Everyone’s talking about it. In just the past week, Bluesky’s user base has exploded, more than doubling to over 16 million as people scramble for an alternative to X, Facebook, and Threads.
🧵
Everyone’s talking about it. In just the past week, Bluesky’s user base has exploded, more than doubling to over 16 million as people scramble for an alternative to X, Facebook, and Threads.
🧵
November 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
If you don’t know who Jay Graber is, you will. She’s the woman behind Blue Sky.
Everyone’s talking about it. In just the past week, Bluesky’s user base has exploded, more than doubling to over 16 million as people scramble for an alternative to X, Facebook, and Threads.
🧵
Everyone’s talking about it. In just the past week, Bluesky’s user base has exploded, more than doubling to over 16 million as people scramble for an alternative to X, Facebook, and Threads.
🧵
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
Do y'all know how hard it is to argue that I don't belong in the kitchen as a pansexual woman with POTS? I'm like two diagnoses away from being a full cupboard. What's next, spatula?
#POTS #Pan #Spatula #TheKitchen #stereotypes
#POTS #Pan #Spatula #TheKitchen #stereotypes
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Do y'all know how hard it is to argue that I don't belong in the kitchen as a pansexual woman with POTS? I'm like two diagnoses away from being a full cupboard. What's next, spatula?
#POTS #Pan #Spatula #TheKitchen #stereotypes
#POTS #Pan #Spatula #TheKitchen #stereotypes
I didn't feel like retyping, so I'm just gonna screenshot it. Plus, then you get a duck.
#LGBTQ+ #Pansexual
#LGBTQ+ #Pansexual
November 15, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I didn't feel like retyping, so I'm just gonna screenshot it. Plus, then you get a duck.
#LGBTQ+ #Pansexual
#LGBTQ+ #Pansexual
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Another day at Bluesky, and it looks like growth is not slowing down! Welcome!
We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:
We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Another day at Bluesky, and it looks like growth is not slowing down! Welcome!
We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:
We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:
Dear Bsky jeebus 🙏🏻 , pls send me:
- cat people
- gamers
- D&D peeps
- The entire gay agenda
- atheists
- autistics
- more cat people
- body positives
- depresso espressos
- ducks?
- HR peeps
- Sisters of the coven desiring to tople the patriarchy
- reptile peeps
Am I doing this right? 👀
- cat people
- gamers
- D&D peeps
- The entire gay agenda
- atheists
- autistics
- more cat people
- body positives
- depresso espressos
- ducks?
- HR peeps
- Sisters of the coven desiring to tople the patriarchy
- reptile peeps
Am I doing this right? 👀
November 15, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Dear Bsky jeebus 🙏🏻 , pls send me:
- cat people
- gamers
- D&D peeps
- The entire gay agenda
- atheists
- autistics
- more cat people
- body positives
- depresso espressos
- ducks?
- HR peeps
- Sisters of the coven desiring to tople the patriarchy
- reptile peeps
Am I doing this right? 👀
- cat people
- gamers
- D&D peeps
- The entire gay agenda
- atheists
- autistics
- more cat people
- body positives
- depresso espressos
- ducks?
- HR peeps
- Sisters of the coven desiring to tople the patriarchy
- reptile peeps
Am I doing this right? 👀
It's not fair to call this a "rage" playlist because what I'm feeling is a lot sharper than that.
open.spotify.com/playlist/1x1...
open.spotify.com/playlist/1x1...
Burn It Down to Grow from Ashes
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open.spotify.com
November 13, 2024 at 7:51 PM
It's not fair to call this a "rage" playlist because what I'm feeling is a lot sharper than that.
open.spotify.com/playlist/1x1...
open.spotify.com/playlist/1x1...
I was encouraging a friend today and realized others may benefit from reading this as well. 🧡
Never dim your light because someone else wants darkness. Be brilliantly you.
#Encouragement #selfworth #loveyourself #shinebright #emotionalsupport
Never dim your light because someone else wants darkness. Be brilliantly you.
#Encouragement #selfworth #loveyourself #shinebright #emotionalsupport
November 13, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I was encouraging a friend today and realized others may benefit from reading this as well. 🧡
Never dim your light because someone else wants darkness. Be brilliantly you.
#Encouragement #selfworth #loveyourself #shinebright #emotionalsupport
Never dim your light because someone else wants darkness. Be brilliantly you.
#Encouragement #selfworth #loveyourself #shinebright #emotionalsupport
I have seen Star Wars more than once, so I am confident I should be appointed as Comander in Chief of Space Force.
November 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I have seen Star Wars more than once, so I am confident I should be appointed as Comander in Chief of Space Force.
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you ever seen a more relatable headline
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
you ever seen a more relatable headline
My go-to snack when I'm angry is an apple because the feeling of biting something with enough force to break skin and make it bleed is relaxing.
#FeminineRage
#FeminineRage
November 13, 2024 at 6:06 PM
My go-to snack when I'm angry is an apple because the feeling of biting something with enough force to break skin and make it bleed is relaxing.
#FeminineRage
#FeminineRage
Do more people use this app or threads?
November 10, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Do more people use this app or threads?
Hi, I'm Kayla. I like cats, videogames, and the idea of dismantling the tyrannical government that is about to hold its boot on our necks. Follow me for unhinged content, intrusive thoughts, and emotional outbursts.
November 7, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Hi, I'm Kayla. I like cats, videogames, and the idea of dismantling the tyrannical government that is about to hold its boot on our necks. Follow me for unhinged content, intrusive thoughts, and emotional outbursts.
My first post of Bluesky and this is what it is. youtu.be/_g_6-wR5m2A?...
Family isn't made up of "blood" relatives. It is made up of "love" relatives.
YouTube video by The Pawtistics
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November 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM
My first post of Bluesky and this is what it is. youtu.be/_g_6-wR5m2A?...