Jenerally Feckless
@hotlegs.bsky.social
'tis I, mother of Atticus. Sorry about that.
When I was a kid Dad bought me a chicken Pez dispenser that had a whistle thing incorporated into it. Sounded like one of those party blower type things. Dad smashed it with a hammer before the day was out. I was a fucking irritating kid. You'd never have guessed would you?
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
When I was a kid Dad bought me a chicken Pez dispenser that had a whistle thing incorporated into it. Sounded like one of those party blower type things. Dad smashed it with a hammer before the day was out. I was a fucking irritating kid. You'd never have guessed would you?
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Always said that child will be the death of me.
Always said that child will be the death of me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Always said that child will be the death of me.
Always said that child will be the death of me.
Winnie the Wonderdog. Absolute menace. I wouldn't be without her.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Winnie the Wonderdog. Absolute menace. I wouldn't be without her.
Bigoted idiots: THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bigoted idiots: THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
Them: *takes English lessons*
Bigoted idiots: THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH NOW!!
Shitforbrains dribbling fuckwits, you'll never win against that level of stupid.
Good morning. Big coat today.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Good morning. Big coat today.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits
The three spirits
Friday is here but it's too cold to enjoy it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Friday is here but it's too cold to enjoy it.
Honestly a dog will love you above itself. Mine would happily follow me into the gates of Hell. I've only been out half an hour and she acts like I've been gone a year. They're such good company, they'll defend you against intruders, eat your leftovers & keep you warm. A dog's love knows no bounds.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Honestly a dog will love you above itself. Mine would happily follow me into the gates of Hell. I've only been out half an hour and she acts like I've been gone a year. They're such good company, they'll defend you against intruders, eat your leftovers & keep you warm. A dog's love knows no bounds.
I love the "leave it, Tony, he's not worth it" photo.
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I love the "leave it, Tony, he's not worth it" photo.
But on the plus side it will limit bellwhiffs like you, attending private school and thinking you're somehow better than others that didn't have that financial privilege. Go fuck yourself, Seb, you utter crawlybumlick.
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
But on the plus side it will limit bellwhiffs like you, attending private school and thinking you're somehow better than others that didn't have that financial privilege. Go fuck yourself, Seb, you utter crawlybumlick.
London two hours ago.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
London two hours ago.
My shopping. Fuxache.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
My shopping. Fuxache.
Just the weather to not have heating. I'm so happy.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Just the weather to not have heating. I'm so happy.
I think someone wants the new blanket unrolled.
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I think someone wants the new blanket unrolled.
A woman just tipped some old bread down.
Pigeons: PILE ON!!
Pigeons: PILE ON!!
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A woman just tipped some old bread down.
Pigeons: PILE ON!!
Pigeons: PILE ON!!
We had them too. I don't really like them much but I'm a pig so I eat them anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We had them too. I don't really like them much but I'm a pig so I eat them anyway.
Complain to the BBC. They love it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Complain to the BBC. They love it.
Hitler's choice of writing implement.
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hitler's choice of writing implement.
