ellie
@hotgirlellie.bsky.social
this is a vanity project || Boss Baby and Steak Fry are my cats || she/her
Having ye olde high abv beer related munchies
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Having ye olde high abv beer related munchies
Chive cream cheese was a mistake
January 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Chive cream cheese was a mistake
Experiencing the height of luxury by sitting in my partner’s bed and waiting for them to bring me a cup of coffee
January 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Experiencing the height of luxury by sitting in my partner’s bed and waiting for them to bring me a cup of coffee
Saw The Brutalist 👍🏻
January 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Saw The Brutalist 👍🏻
I love to hork down a burger in the back hallway at work while shutting the bar down
January 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I love to hork down a burger in the back hallway at work while shutting the bar down
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clearly can’t even be bothered to take the proceedings seriously. an arrogant lout who is barely qualified enough to run a lemonade stand much less a massive federal agency.
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
clearly can’t even be bothered to take the proceedings seriously. an arrogant lout who is barely qualified enough to run a lemonade stand much less a massive federal agency.
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i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
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Big day for Niles, Christian, their team, and us fans! You can watch "'98 Honda" now on YouTube!!!
'98 HONDA - Award-Winning Comedy (Full Short Film) - Written By And Starring: Niles Abston
YouTube video by Niles Abston
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Big day for Niles, Christian, their team, and us fans! You can watch "'98 Honda" now on YouTube!!!
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Feeling tremendous guilt that I can’t contribute to every single Go Fund Me myself, as if I alone were meant to be the public safety net.
January 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Feeling tremendous guilt that I can’t contribute to every single Go Fund Me myself, as if I alone were meant to be the public safety net.
Last night one of my tables tipped me 7% on their $100+ check
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Last night one of my tables tipped me 7% on their $100+ check
I’m really upset that the baby Pygmy hippo at the Richmond Zoo was named Poppy when Hammie Mae was an option!! I don’t care if her mom’s name is Iris. Hammie Mae is the correct name for a hippo
January 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m really upset that the baby Pygmy hippo at the Richmond Zoo was named Poppy when Hammie Mae was an option!! I don’t care if her mom’s name is Iris. Hammie Mae is the correct name for a hippo
Went on a walk in the sunshine 👍🏻 lost my favorite scrunchie on that walk 👎🏻 did a second workout with weights 👍🏻 got groceries and a lil treat 👍🏻
January 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Went on a walk in the sunshine 👍🏻 lost my favorite scrunchie on that walk 👎🏻 did a second workout with weights 👍🏻 got groceries and a lil treat 👍🏻
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GLP-1 hormone research goes back to the 1970's, its testing to treat diabetes goes back to 1993, phase II clinical trials for Ozempic go back to 2008.
Your desire to see others punished for losing weight 'the wrong way' is ignorant, mean spirited, and most importantly a tired & lousy joke
Your desire to see others punished for losing weight 'the wrong way' is ignorant, mean spirited, and most importantly a tired & lousy joke
can’t wait for all those class-action lawsuits in 5-10 years when we see what the actual long-term effects of ozempic are
January 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
GLP-1 hormone research goes back to the 1970's, its testing to treat diabetes goes back to 1993, phase II clinical trials for Ozempic go back to 2008.
Your desire to see others punished for losing weight 'the wrong way' is ignorant, mean spirited, and most importantly a tired & lousy joke
Your desire to see others punished for losing weight 'the wrong way' is ignorant, mean spirited, and most importantly a tired & lousy joke
I’m so happy to be home!!!! I’m never going back to Roanoke, VA so help me god!!!!!!!!
January 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m so happy to be home!!!! I’m never going back to Roanoke, VA so help me god!!!!!!!!
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My job should just be going around and looking at neat things.
January 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My job should just be going around and looking at neat things.
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the 20 slide instagram dumps are exhausting
December 31, 2024 at 3:30 PM
the 20 slide instagram dumps are exhausting
Happy new years from the east coast
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Happy new years from the east coast
My boyfriend has left me alone with his parents and I am not happy about it
December 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My boyfriend has left me alone with his parents and I am not happy about it
Girl why do they have the heat cranked in here???
December 29, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Girl why do they have the heat cranked in here???
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So this Robbie Williams guy is some kind of famous monkey in England?
December 28, 2024 at 11:47 PM
So this Robbie Williams guy is some kind of famous monkey in England?
There are so many fugly cyber trucks in Portland now
December 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
There are so many fugly cyber trucks in Portland now
My boyfriend bought me a switch for Christmas and I told him it made me anxious because it felt like a big gift and he said “it is, but I wanted to get it for you”
December 26, 2024 at 4:20 AM
My boyfriend bought me a switch for Christmas and I told him it made me anxious because it felt like a big gift and he said “it is, but I wanted to get it for you”
We are the only people not dressed up for nosferatu at this theater
December 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
We are the only people not dressed up for nosferatu at this theater
Both my cats are sitting on me and I really need to pee
December 25, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Both my cats are sitting on me and I really need to pee
Watching my comfort movie (live action grinch)
December 25, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Watching my comfort movie (live action grinch)