Hoz
@hosleykw.bsky.social
It’s laundry and dishes all the way down
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when I was 8 I won a child pageant and the savings bond they gave me (alongside a porcelain doll, a trophy, and ofc the sash and crown) is still more than 2 whole years away from full maturity and when it reaches that amount it will be worth less than one vial of insulin
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
when I was 8 I won a child pageant and the savings bond they gave me (alongside a porcelain doll, a trophy, and ofc the sash and crown) is still more than 2 whole years away from full maturity and when it reaches that amount it will be worth less than one vial of insulin
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
This is what teaching high school feels like
in my dream i was being really nice to this kid and he called me a new slur for people who are really nice
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is what teaching high school feels like
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Happy Halloween! Don’t forget, the first translation of the Communist Manifesto into English began with “A frightful hobgoblin stalks throughout Europe”.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Happy Halloween! Don’t forget, the first translation of the Communist Manifesto into English began with “A frightful hobgoblin stalks throughout Europe”.
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when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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i didn't start any wars this year where's my parade
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i didn't start any wars this year where's my parade
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in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable
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If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
July 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
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a country run by men banned from their college town open mic comedy night
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
a country run by men banned from their college town open mic comedy night
The gc is having a lot of fun with the new Geese album being titled Getting Killed
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The gc is having a lot of fun with the new Geese album being titled Getting Killed
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I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’
and on top of everything there were fuCKING ROACHES IN OUR HOUSE TODAY
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
and on top of everything there were fuCKING ROACHES IN OUR HOUSE TODAY
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i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay
Our nightly crossword routine doesn’t so much help us wind down for the evening as it does give us a much lower-stakes thing about which to be pissed off
September 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Our nightly crossword routine doesn’t so much help us wind down for the evening as it does give us a much lower-stakes thing about which to be pissed off
To say to oneself “hm that thing isn’t working quite right, I bet if I jiggle it a little that’ll fix it” and to be correct is an emotion unlike any other
September 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
To say to oneself “hm that thing isn’t working quite right, I bet if I jiggle it a little that’ll fix it” and to be correct is an emotion unlike any other
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in a functioning government we would have already had a congressional investigation into why every other video on Reels is a SubwayTakes clip
September 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
in a functioning government we would have already had a congressional investigation into why every other video on Reels is a SubwayTakes clip
*clamoring through the crowd with a microphone* sir how does it feel to have penned possibly the worst phrase ever
Labubu on that beat
September 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
*clamoring through the crowd with a microphone* sir how does it feel to have penned possibly the worst phrase ever
For the low low price of one education degree, you too can continue to have stress dreams about math tests for the rest of your life
September 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
For the low low price of one education degree, you too can continue to have stress dreams about math tests for the rest of your life
Looking forward to the song Jesse Welles will inevitably write mere hours after it happens, whenever it does happen
August 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Looking forward to the song Jesse Welles will inevitably write mere hours after it happens, whenever it does happen
I guess if the entire government is just one sad man, that does, in a way, count as “small government”
August 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I guess if the entire government is just one sad man, that does, in a way, count as “small government”
“so how’s married life?”
we’re talking about bullshit educational acronyms and reminiscing about the good ole days of elementary school student policy mnemonics
August 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“so how’s married life?”