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Hugh Janus da Horseshoe Crab
@horseshoecrab.bsky.social
age is 9+10+3, any pronouns

Me encanta el mar, todos me llaman “el Maricón”
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I didn't feel like drawing today, so I started making a chiptune instead lol. Just a WIP, but a good start, I think
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.

Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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DO NOT BUY 'ESCAPE FROM TARKOV' ON STEAM!!!

adding it to your cart and checking out will cause 'Escape from Tarkov' to be installed on your computer!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Werewolf Choir
October 17, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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I still think half of the anti-vaccination advocates out there are just people who are scared of needles and don't want to admit it so they make up lies about how evil vaccines are.
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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✨🎊
January 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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not only does Gary Larson still have the juice, it seems to have only gotten stronger
October 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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mum asked me to draw calymene blumenbachii - 'the dudley bug', a type of trilobite. they've been found in the limestone quarries of my hometown in the west midlands, dudley.

#paleoart
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jun 19
vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Alan Craddock for Chanur’s Venture by C.J. Cherryh (1987 edition) 🐈
October 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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This is beautiful to me, it is new poetry
October 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
HOLD ME NOW!

I’M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I’M THINKING!

THAT SIX FEET, AIN’T SO FAR DOWN!
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Bringing back a classic
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Madison Carstens, a transgender woman from Seattle, was attacked by six men in a transphobic hate crime on Sept 2. She suffered a ruptured eardrum - that may have permanently damaged her hearing - and a severe concussion that will keep her out of work for weeks or months.

Do your thing, fam. (1/2)
Donate to Help a Trans Survivor Heal After a Violent Hate Crime, organized by Madison Carstens
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September 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM