Robert Milner
@horrorsausage.bsky.social
Horror writer (screenplays). (Fareham)
I want to tell you stories.
Foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
Trophy goth.
I want to tell you stories.
Foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
Trophy goth.
Meta really helping there just in case you had nagging doubts about cats being hired for session work.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Meta really helping there just in case you had nagging doubts about cats being hired for session work.
Well I got Rec and Share working I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well I got Rec and Share working I guess.
He only gets wet if I sweat, here.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
He only gets wet if I sweat, here.
Big lights are for surgery and interrogations. This’ll do nicely.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Big lights are for surgery and interrogations. This’ll do nicely.
Me and dad at Graham Russell drums birthday celebration, this Saturday just passed. I think it might be the first drum-related thing we’ve done together since…I wanna say 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Me and dad at Graham Russell drums birthday celebration, this Saturday just passed. I think it might be the first drum-related thing we’ve done together since…I wanna say 1998.
I resent any insinuation it's just standard me with a lampshade on my dome. KoneHED is a horror icon for our times, a tulpa of our insecurities, emblematic of the reptile-brain anxiety driven by too much choice in home lighting. No, I think if anything, I outdid myself.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I resent any insinuation it's just standard me with a lampshade on my dome. KoneHED is a horror icon for our times, a tulpa of our insecurities, emblematic of the reptile-brain anxiety driven by too much choice in home lighting. No, I think if anything, I outdid myself.
Was too tired to post yesterday. Another sitting under the spry fingers of Tori Treasure Tattoos - we’ve got another one WIP in the (bingo) wings, too…
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Was too tired to post yesterday. Another sitting under the spry fingers of Tori Treasure Tattoos - we’ve got another one WIP in the (bingo) wings, too…
That time of year I become a personal heater for chilly cats. No notes.
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
That time of year I become a personal heater for chilly cats. No notes.
FInally made it to Glastonbury Tor with Dan.
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
FInally made it to Glastonbury Tor with Dan.
luckily I'm only a few minutes away from the best drum shop in the UK. They got Nicko's kit for a while so I popped down for a look.
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
luckily I'm only a few minutes away from the best drum shop in the UK. They got Nicko's kit for a while so I popped down for a look.
Bat signal just went up and The Cheeky Girls are looking out the window at it from their gothic mansion
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Bat signal just went up and The Cheeky Girls are looking out the window at it from their gothic mansion
Well, that’s the Pez dispenser I never knew I needed
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Well, that’s the Pez dispenser I never knew I needed
Marketing gold or premium irony
October 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Marketing gold or premium irony
Oh man. I know exactly what I’d do for this. Mostly. No, you shut up, YOU’RE irrelevant
October 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Oh man. I know exactly what I’d do for this. Mostly. No, you shut up, YOU’RE irrelevant
Post a you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Post a you from a different era
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
What does it say about me that I thought this could be a sphere from Phantasm and hoped beyond hope Google did a doodle about Don Coscarelli? I was let down
September 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
What does it say about me that I thought this could be a sphere from Phantasm and hoped beyond hope Google did a doodle about Don Coscarelli? I was let down
‘Please Mr Bialystock, I cannot work under these conditions’
September 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
‘Please Mr Bialystock, I cannot work under these conditions’
New bins. Now I can imagine Timmy Mallet is disappointed with my life choices, too.
August 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
New bins. Now I can imagine Timmy Mallet is disappointed with my life choices, too.
Found out where Connery had his Rolexes repaired today
July 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Found out where Connery had his Rolexes repaired today
New Jambats shirt
July 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
New Jambats shirt