Robert Milner
@horrorsausage.bsky.social
Horror writer (screenplays). (Fareham)
I want to tell you stories.
Foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
Trophy goth.
I want to tell you stories.
Foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
Trophy goth.
I am having a Black Friday sale - I will now pay you to engage with me as a human
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I am having a Black Friday sale - I will now pay you to engage with me as a human
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THE HOLY MOUNTAIN erupts onto our screen next Thursday 4th November at 3:20pm - Jodorowsky’s psychedelic, alchemical, mind-melting odyssey in all its surreal, confrontational glory. A landmark of cult cinema, If you’ve never seen it with an audience, this is the way.
🎟️ : buff.ly/r32UB0y
🎟️ : buff.ly/r32UB0y
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
THE HOLY MOUNTAIN erupts onto our screen next Thursday 4th November at 3:20pm - Jodorowsky’s psychedelic, alchemical, mind-melting odyssey in all its surreal, confrontational glory. A landmark of cult cinema, If you’ve never seen it with an audience, this is the way.
🎟️ : buff.ly/r32UB0y
🎟️ : buff.ly/r32UB0y
Reposted by Robert Milner
Have you created your content to be consumed today? You must make internet filler.
Or make cool stuff for yourself, don’t show anyone. Just do it for you and learn from it. Or show people. But don’t call it content. It deserves more respect than that
Or make cool stuff for yourself, don’t show anyone. Just do it for you and learn from it. Or show people. But don’t call it content. It deserves more respect than that
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Have you created your content to be consumed today? You must make internet filler.
Or make cool stuff for yourself, don’t show anyone. Just do it for you and learn from it. Or show people. But don’t call it content. It deserves more respect than that
Or make cool stuff for yourself, don’t show anyone. Just do it for you and learn from it. Or show people. But don’t call it content. It deserves more respect than that
Meta really helping there just in case you had nagging doubts about cats being hired for session work.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Meta really helping there just in case you had nagging doubts about cats being hired for session work.
Yes! This scene is the very heart of it.
As I get older I realize this is one of my favorite scenes in THE EXORCIST, and its power is in its austerity. It’s pared down to its essence, and it carries the weight of the entire movie.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Yes! This scene is the very heart of it.
I’ve loved getting back on the drums It’s been kinder to me than writing of late - I exist, instantly. And that’s no low bar, the way things have been going.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’ve loved getting back on the drums It’s been kinder to me than writing of late - I exist, instantly. And that’s no low bar, the way things have been going.
Well I got Rec and Share working I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well I got Rec and Share working I guess.
QQ : how to unsubscribe from a feelings?
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
QQ : how to unsubscribe from a feelings?
I managed to slice open my head while shaving it. I was hoping I could effectively trepan some of my own seething venom but no, just claret.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I managed to slice open my head while shaving it. I was hoping I could effectively trepan some of my own seething venom but no, just claret.
Big lights are for surgery and interrogations. This’ll do nicely.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Big lights are for surgery and interrogations. This’ll do nicely.
1. Horror
2. Occultism
3. Film
4. Drums (especially electronic)
5. Root beer, or anything that tastes like it
6. Synthwave
7. Dark electronica
8. Whiskies
9. Punishing myself
10. Cake
2. Occultism
3. Film
4. Drums (especially electronic)
5. Root beer, or anything that tastes like it
6. Synthwave
7. Dark electronica
8. Whiskies
9. Punishing myself
10. Cake
Get to know your followers:
10 Things You Like
1. Filmmaking
2. Goth/Darkwave/Orchestral production
3. Miyazaki, Kurosawa, Del Toro, Villeneuve
4. Cyberpunk, Mech Animes
5. Kenjutsu, Budo Martial Arts
6. Gothic, Baroque Aesthetic
7. Dogs, Animals, Ocean, Nature
8. Mysticism
9. Sushi
10. Guitars
10 Things You Like
1. Filmmaking
2. Goth/Darkwave/Orchestral production
3. Miyazaki, Kurosawa, Del Toro, Villeneuve
4. Cyberpunk, Mech Animes
5. Kenjutsu, Budo Martial Arts
6. Gothic, Baroque Aesthetic
7. Dogs, Animals, Ocean, Nature
8. Mysticism
9. Sushi
10. Guitars
Get to know your followers:
10 things you like
1. Industrial/goth/New Wave/EBM music
2. Cheesecake
3. Waffles
4. Sarcasm
5. Tea
6. Cryptograms
7. Doctor Who
8. Blade Runner
9. Glengarry Glen Ross
10. Animals
Pass: @elfenblut.bsky.social
@number1hurtsfan.bsky.social
@thecaseywilson.bsky.social
10 things you like
1. Industrial/goth/New Wave/EBM music
2. Cheesecake
3. Waffles
4. Sarcasm
5. Tea
6. Cryptograms
7. Doctor Who
8. Blade Runner
9. Glengarry Glen Ross
10. Animals
Pass: @elfenblut.bsky.social
@number1hurtsfan.bsky.social
@thecaseywilson.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
1. Horror
2. Occultism
3. Film
4. Drums (especially electronic)
5. Root beer, or anything that tastes like it
6. Synthwave
7. Dark electronica
8. Whiskies
9. Punishing myself
10. Cake
2. Occultism
3. Film
4. Drums (especially electronic)
5. Root beer, or anything that tastes like it
6. Synthwave
7. Dark electronica
8. Whiskies
9. Punishing myself
10. Cake
I feel like I’m really teaching Big Water a lesson today by getting dehydrated 🖕🏻
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I feel like I’m really teaching Big Water a lesson today by getting dehydrated 🖕🏻
I manage to put my foot in it so assiduously sometimes it’s like the shunting in Society.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I manage to put my foot in it so assiduously sometimes it’s like the shunting in Society.
Can we all stop pretending that we’re not all outraging weirdos — no, there is no weird — and establish high-bandwidth sincere communication?
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Can we all stop pretending that we’re not all outraging weirdos — no, there is no weird — and establish high-bandwidth sincere communication?
I used to be quietly proud of getting good query responses. Now? I don’t exist. I’m moribund.
I have accepted that my writing is not going to make me money because of The Horrors, but it's important that we don't deprive ourselves just because it doesn't generate income. Keep creating. It's keeping me sane.
Your art isn’t bad just because it’s not selling right now.
We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.
We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I used to be quietly proud of getting good query responses. Now? I don’t exist. I’m moribund.
Me and dad at Graham Russell drums birthday celebration, this Saturday just passed. I think it might be the first drum-related thing we’ve done together since…I wanna say 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Me and dad at Graham Russell drums birthday celebration, this Saturday just passed. I think it might be the first drum-related thing we’ve done together since…I wanna say 1998.
Whenever my wife goes to the bakery, and I say I don’t want anything, about 5 mins later I’m Woody Harrelson running through the hotel in Indecent Proposal
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Whenever my wife goes to the bakery, and I say I don’t want anything, about 5 mins later I’m Woody Harrelson running through the hotel in Indecent Proposal
I think I’m very exhausted from Popular Things On The Internet. A break. Which will affect well over 0.25 people.
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I think I’m very exhausted from Popular Things On The Internet. A break. Which will affect well over 0.25 people.
I resent any insinuation it's just standard me with a lampshade on my dome. KoneHED is a horror icon for our times, a tulpa of our insecurities, emblematic of the reptile-brain anxiety driven by too much choice in home lighting. No, I think if anything, I outdid myself.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I resent any insinuation it's just standard me with a lampshade on my dome. KoneHED is a horror icon for our times, a tulpa of our insecurities, emblematic of the reptile-brain anxiety driven by too much choice in home lighting. No, I think if anything, I outdid myself.
Sometimes I worry I am Brolin Snr in The Amityville Horror but without the sex appeal
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sometimes I worry I am Brolin Snr in The Amityville Horror but without the sex appeal
I've been a slaphead for a long enough time now to objectively say: I get a lot more 'yes boss', and 'OK chiefs' than I used to.
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I've been a slaphead for a long enough time now to objectively say: I get a lot more 'yes boss', and 'OK chiefs' than I used to.
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🎮 This is like the Konami code for life.
Up, up
Down, down
Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A
Select, Start
Up, up
Down, down
Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A
Select, Start
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
🎮 This is like the Konami code for life.
Up, up
Down, down
Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A
Select, Start
Up, up
Down, down
Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A
Select, Start
In MY Dirty Dancing 2, a UAP crashes in the Catskills. There's no gravity, and it's whole new moves you ain't never seen
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In MY Dirty Dancing 2, a UAP crashes in the Catskills. There's no gravity, and it's whole new moves you ain't never seen
Imagine an alternate world of avian supremacy, in which they evolved to our level. They throw us stale bread as we crawl naked across their lawns, moaning feebly with gratitude as our eyeballs roll upward into our skulls. When will it be our time? WHEN? etc
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Imagine an alternate world of avian supremacy, in which they evolved to our level. They throw us stale bread as we crawl naked across their lawns, moaning feebly with gratitude as our eyeballs roll upward into our skulls. When will it be our time? WHEN? etc
Was too tired to post yesterday. Another sitting under the spry fingers of Tori Treasure Tattoos - we’ve got another one WIP in the (bingo) wings, too…
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Was too tired to post yesterday. Another sitting under the spry fingers of Tori Treasure Tattoos - we’ve got another one WIP in the (bingo) wings, too…