[trying out some new Bluesky greetings] What's up, Portuguys and Portugals

“Amelia Van Buren sitting with cat on shoulder” Ca. 1891. www.pafa.org/museum/colle...

Introverted

if you've gotten this far in life and you still don't know what an umlaut is, that's on u

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.

all time best version of this meme

part of my defining ethos OnLine is that “grammar is in your heart” commas, semicolons, and capitalization should be used more like they’re used in pieces of music than they are in music. to denote breath, space, Emphasis. this extends to making more words compound words bc they are spoken as such

I freakin' LIED. Like an internet LIAR. These will continue to be birthed from my brain.

Ayyyy, finally. Wait. Oh god. Oh god, I bet these are out of order.

Here I am, living up to expectations.

I'm just... Really put on the spot, here.

For someone who never shuts up, I don't know what to say.

I have a lot of these built up.

So I guess I just keep going.

Hey, did you know there are image limits?

Hi. These are snails. Based on, like... OCs, or whatever. If you recognize them... No you don't.