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Government cog and LOVING IT! All opinions were beamed into my head by a telepathic bumble bee.
read this while pooping. Good omen.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
read this while pooping. Good omen.
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who promises to put the apple back in the big apple by blowing up the entirety of broadway and replacing it with an apple orchard.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who promises to put the apple back in the big apple by blowing up the entirety of broadway and replacing it with an apple orchard.
I’m sorry the Blue Jays lost
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m sorry the Blue Jays lost
Tell this to my 3 year old who refuses to share her candy.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tell this to my 3 year old who refuses to share her candy.
I’m a judgment sedan owner that lives in the deep south. Where can I get some of these cards?
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m a judgment sedan owner that lives in the deep south. Where can I get some of these cards?
You’re too good for anyone that would use ChatGPT to write a text. Everyone is too good for that
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You’re too good for anyone that would use ChatGPT to write a text. Everyone is too good for that
DYK: if they ever break up, heroin becomes legal?
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
DYK: if they ever break up, heroin becomes legal?
Did you know that humans belong to the species homo soupiens which is Latin for ”wise soup”? We’re all soup!
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Did you know that humans belong to the species homo soupiens which is Latin for ”wise soup”? We’re all soup!
so interesting to hear someone say this because I’M old and all I just like non-weirdo jazz now. Like duke ellington. Nothing that Sonic Youth might claim to be inspired by.
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
so interesting to hear someone say this because I’M old and all I just like non-weirdo jazz now. Like duke ellington. Nothing that Sonic Youth might claim to be inspired by.
And they should be impressed by how far you’ve come since your time at DSAISTC
October 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And they should be impressed by how far you’ve come since your time at DSAISTC
What did you expect with a degree from DumbShitAssIncompetent State Technical College?
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What did you expect with a degree from DumbShitAssIncompetent State Technical College?
Problem: The satanic soul market is how we end up with those ads in the first place
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Problem: The satanic soul market is how we end up with those ads in the first place
I’m the reason that the Baton Rouge Children’s Museum checks that everyone is wearing shoes. Does that count?
October 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m the reason that the Baton Rouge Children’s Museum checks that everyone is wearing shoes. Does that count?
“It is?”
“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahya!”
“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahya!”
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“It is?”
“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahya!”
“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahya!”
Reelin‘ in the Death Threats
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reelin‘ in the Death Threats
Scott Turner’s nose is so far up DJT’s ass that he’s now sniffing his brain. #lookingforwardtofy25coccompetition :(
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Scott Turner’s nose is so far up DJT’s ass that he’s now sniffing his brain. #lookingforwardtofy25coccompetition :(
Take Fruit Avenue to the 494/ meet me right in front of the produce store
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Take Fruit Avenue to the 494/ meet me right in front of the produce store
First, I hate that I feel compelled to say this. Second, you don’t need fear factor since JR also hosted the man show.
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
First, I hate that I feel compelled to say this. Second, you don’t need fear factor since JR also hosted the man show.
I’m sorry that’s what you go through, but i trust you keep on smilin’
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m sorry that’s what you go through, but i trust you keep on smilin’