Russell Wild
@hoppingdick.bsky.social
With partner in Australian bush. Love the exotic wildlife, recite poetry, play recorder (badly), grow vegetables, re-cycle wherever I can, pamper poodles, watch wallabies, registered dinosaur breeder.
But a Trump hull has 1500% less friction!
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
But a Trump hull has 1500% less friction!
"The website should be taken down, and a new one constructed for the correct price." - Senator Ned Seagoon.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The website should be taken down, and a new one constructed for the correct price." - Senator Ned Seagoon.
She's so good looking but she looks like a man...
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
She's so good looking but she looks like a man...
I will resist the temptation to reflect on how this is the thin end of Jeffery Epstein's wedge.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I will resist the temptation to reflect on how this is the thin end of Jeffery Epstein's wedge.
"See, he frees a little penis!"....whoops!...I mean
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"See, he frees a little penis!"....whoops!...I mean
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
"See, he frees a little penis!"....whoops!...I mean
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"See, he frees a little penis!"....whoops!...I mean
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
"Release the Epstein files!"
Sometimes I scramble my letters.
An interesting, apposite anagram of
"Release the Epstein files!"
is
"See, he frees a little penis!".
Are there others?
"Release the Epstein files!"
is
"See, he frees a little penis!".
Are there others?
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
An interesting, apposite anagram of
"Release the Epstein files!"
is
"See, he frees a little penis!".
Are there others?
"Release the Epstein files!"
is
"See, he frees a little penis!".
Are there others?
That's 1500% less!
October 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That's 1500% less!
You can bet that if LNP got back into power, the relationship with Dumfukistan would be...oh so cosy!
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You can bet that if LNP got back into power, the relationship with Dumfukistan would be...oh so cosy!
Trump: "Drug deaths down 1500%."
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Trump: "Drug deaths down 1500%."
The numbers are 1500% down!
September 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The numbers are 1500% down!
All these three had to do was be aware that there is an increased risk if travelling to the U.S at present. Jeez Leweez, they didn't even bother to sanitize their phones. Can't be real sympathetic I'm afraid.
September 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
All these three had to do was be aware that there is an increased risk if travelling to the U.S at present. Jeez Leweez, they didn't even bother to sanitize their phones. Can't be real sympathetic I'm afraid.
I don't think I wanna be on a boat from the U.S sailing the Venezuelan coast just at this moment. The dildo of consequence and all that.
September 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I don't think I wanna be on a boat from the U.S sailing the Venezuelan coast just at this moment. The dildo of consequence and all that.
I believe that number has been reduced by 1500% this year.
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I believe that number has been reduced by 1500% this year.
Who? The Who?? At least Trump likes a great band...I believe he plays their "Epstein Island" LP with songs like "My Degeneration", and "The Kids are Alright" and "See Me, Feel Me", and "Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand" all day in the Oval Orifice!
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Who? The Who?? At least Trump likes a great band...I believe he plays their "Epstein Island" LP with songs like "My Degeneration", and "The Kids are Alright" and "See Me, Feel Me", and "Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand" all day in the Oval Orifice!
We penguins should count ourselves lucky-even though we have to pay the tariff, we get to keep and eat all the fish we can catch.
September 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We penguins should count ourselves lucky-even though we have to pay the tariff, we get to keep and eat all the fish we can catch.
That particular horse bolted at Sandy Hook.
August 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That particular horse bolted at Sandy Hook.
The WOW factor now has a definite mathematical meaning. It means to reduce any culpability of the current U.S. Administration for any flustercuck by 1500%.
August 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The WOW factor now has a definite mathematical meaning. It means to reduce any culpability of the current U.S. Administration for any flustercuck by 1500%.