Of course, according to MAGAts, this will not at all have a negative effect on the economy, business, car, sales, car manufacturing, etc.
Of course, according to MAGAts, this will not at all have a negative effect on the economy, business, car, sales, car manufacturing, etc.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
The youngs don’t party anymore? Goddammit I INVENTED not-going-to-parties! I would have crushed being a Gen Z kid.
The pet lives in her house, DEREK.
Do you think that female pet owner has to text her cat, who is in her house, 15 times to make plans, DEREK
The youngs don’t party anymore? Goddammit I INVENTED not-going-to-parties! I would have crushed being a Gen Z kid.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
I'll keep speaking up on behalf of my constituents, the overwhelming majority of whom don't want to be dragged into another forever war.
I'll keep speaking up on behalf of my constituents, the overwhelming majority of whom don't want to be dragged into another forever war.
I ran for Congress to make sure our leaders consider the true costs of war.
And I will be in the Senate, standing on my titanium legs, demanding answers from Trump.
My statement:
I ran for Congress to make sure our leaders consider the true costs of war.
And I will be in the Senate, standing on my titanium legs, demanding answers from Trump.
My statement:
Bc the moderate, liberal & sane Christians, Jews & Muslims aren’t the ones causing all this;
& it’s not the atheists/agnostics either.
Willing to start the gofundme
Bc the moderate, liberal & sane Christians, Jews & Muslims aren’t the ones causing all this;
& it’s not the atheists/agnostics either.
Willing to start the gofundme