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hopemaker.bsky.social
Tim Wesson
@hopemaker.bsky.social
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Also https://mastodon.partipirate.org/@Morosoph.

Cambridge former mathematician, philosophy student, recovering from a breakdown.

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hopemaker.bsky.social
A close friend used to grow weed in the bathroom. His cat used to sneak in when people fight to close the door, and chew on the leaves like catnip! 📌
Cartoon of Superman carrying villain Nick O'teen in flight with one hand while holding the other aloft. Above, the legend ‘Why Nick O'teen is a weed’. Stitch bubbles have Superman say ‘Cigarettes leave stains on his teeth, make his breath smell and his clothes stink.’ Then: ’He can't escape me. He smokes so much he puffs and pants like a broken down steam engine’. And ‘Nick O'teen is a wreck. If he had X-ray vision like me, he could see the damage cigarettes do to his heart and lungs’.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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There I was, thinking you'd gone and got yourself cast, 🥹🥺

Maybe something like this? I know you'd be in demand!
A redheaded sex doll torso without arms or legs, cleanly quadriplegic. Face made up to give the impression of a classic redheaded beauty.
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Red Delicious? 🍎 It's a crime!

Next time, slice up some russets 🔪🍏
Bowl of rusty-coloured apples.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
You got a point. Obviously been imbibing too many fumes!
A picture of a pipe, below which it says ‘Ceci n'est pas une pipe.’
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
David Attenborough, likewise!
Quark serving drinks to a female officer at his bar on Star Trek. David Attenborough, together with one of his favourite human females, Queen Elizabeth II.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
I'm not one to talk, enjoying the vista of naked women, myself, but the advent of more AI generated images of women without genitals reminds me very much of Germaine Greer's book ‘The Female Eunoch’, which likewise features both the promise of sex and its impossibility.
The front cover of The Female Eunoch by Germaine Greer features a rubber body suit with breasts and side handles but no crotch. The suit is hanging from a rob, as if left out to dry.
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Really lovely, Jia!

I've added you to my roster of wallpapers 📸
Screenshot of lockscreen wallpaper editor showing as current selection Jia Feng's nearly nude portrait, wearing only a little side-laced black flimsy lingerie dress, that I am replying to with this post, together with a selection of other wallpapers in the rolling banner below.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
They can always take turns, but my future wife gets first dibs.
Playboy bunny, Jessica Ashley Deluge is naked but turned to the viewer's left, obscuring her nether regions with her leg and left hand while leaning on a wall with her right. A single breast and nipple is visible. Behind her, there is a window through which can be seen a bare tree where some crows are perched. Mila (@AmaliaSobolov) is wearing a line green T-Shirt and little else, although the photo cuts off above her waist. Her hands are folded behind her. Mila's T-Shirt reads in pink ‘This T-shirt was also used as a cum rag’. Alexandra Potter is standing tall in ballet heeled boots. She is turned away from the viewer, but looking towards the viewer. Alexandra is wearing a shiny latex catsuit featuring a Mondrian type pattern, giving a slight clown-like appearance. Her hands are on her hips emphasising both her rear and her turned face. Extreme strawberry blonde German submissive, Caro is sitting on the road pissing, having pulled down her stretchy jeans to do so. She is holding her clitoris open with her right hand and is wearing dark pink trainers and a light pink top. Caro (formerly Metanoja_2309 on Twitter) is resting on her left hand, and is wearing dark red lipstick and glasses as she looks towards the camera. Her submissive pose reveals that she has been instructed to do what she is doing, and is doing so eagerly.
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
My future wife, and some other contenders.
Playboy bunny, Jessica Ashley Deluge, standing nearly naked in an open moss green barn door, turned slightly to cover her nether regions, striped red and white shirt open to reveal her ample breasts. Alexandra Daddario, naked hanging onto the side of an outdoor swimming pool. Despite being in the water, she is wearing high heels. Her nether regions and breasts are hidden by her body and the side of the pool. She is looking smolderingly towards the camera. Redheaded British actress Karen Gillian is sitting in a red cinema seat wearing a red minidress. Red high heels are tossed in the ground next to her. She is smiling at the camera and her legs are crossed so that her right leg is pointing towards the camera. German extreme submissive, Caro, formerly Metanoja_2309 on Twitter is kneeling on a wooden table with her arms behind her back. While her nether regions are obscured by shadow, her breasts are emphasised for all to see. She is wearing a long term wear slave collar with a heart lock pendant, and is looking up, impeccably made up with red lipstick and blonde hair made up into two ‘Harley Quinn’ side ponytails. She looks eager and willing to take whatever is going to happen to her.
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
😈✨🪢💃🏻🛤️ ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Penelope Pitstop from ‘The Perils of Penelope Pitstop’ cartoon series, tied on a railway track, being talked to by a bird, covered by flower petals.
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Screenshot from above video, giving the lyrics to the football chant being sung.
Screenshot from video: You are Arab whores, we are ashamed of you. At the end of the day, Gate 5, we will fuck you. We will fuck you, and then we will drink your blood. And in the city square we will hang every communist who comes here. We will take your girls, who love to go wild. When we rape then, we will shout, “Today is the day of death!”
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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The Pentagon military headquarters in the US after struck by a plane on 11th September, 2001, viewed at an angle from above.
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Pensive thots.
Black and white photo of a beautiful, made up dyed-blonde in underwear, stockings, and suspenders, with her left leg up on a plush desk, looking towards a computer screen that is showing text. The woman looks pensive, with her chin resting lightly on the fingers of her right hand, and her left hands resting on her left leg.
October 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Hey, @cambsgreenparty.bsky.social.

Regarding the Mill Road Community Centre at 6 Hazell Street, surely this is too hard to find? Placing a sign on the corner of the phone shop near Mill Road Bridge would surely be a boon for local democracy?
Mill Road Community Centre at 6 Hazell Close near Mill Road Bridge. The town side corner between Mill Road and Headly Street, where a sign could be placed pointing towards the Mill Road Community Centre that is hidden out of sight as Hazell Street is to be found at the end of Headly Street if one turns right there.
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Source: www.punnettssquare.com/2016/11/gmos...
A cartoon representation of four chickens, described from left to right. Below the first chicken, it says 1957 and 905g. Below the second, larger chicken, it says 1978 and 1,808g. Below the third even larger chicken, it says 2005 and 4,202g. Below the final, considerably larger chicken with six legs, it says 2015?
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
This is surely highly newsworthy?

interestingengineering.com/science/chin...

Why is it so hard to find news on this except for in niche publications in Western media?
Chinese Scientists Unveil Oyster-Inspired Bone Glue Healing Fractures in Three Minutes Dr. Lin Xianfeng and his team at Sir Run Run Shaw Hospital in Hangzhou have developed Bone-02, a bioabsorbable adhesive that bonds bone fragments in blood-soaked conditions and cures in two to three minutes via minimally invasive injection. The glue,
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Mark them all!
A photo of the head of a smiling man. Next to him, a quotation attributed to Bob Dillon, which says ‘But I would not feel so all alone, everybody much get stoned.’
September 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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If you use AI filters, your followers will start to wonder whether you're real.
A zoom-up of a filtered image of Cluelo showing many AI-induced artifacts.
September 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
I don't know, there's always this guy 🤷‍♂️
A graph indicating testosterone verses IQ in men. Apart from the overall negative correlation, there's an outlier where a men with a measured IQ of approximately 155 whom has four times as much testosterone as his peers, and twice the testosterone of those with a measured IQ of 40.
September 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Apropos: www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id...
Lady scientist says ‘Wait a minute. Autism-spectrum people are over-represented in research science. But... But that means...’ Male lab assistant replies ‘My God...’ Subtext: ‘Autism causes vaccines’.
September 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
We're all beHolden! 🪆📌
Amanda Holden wearing a sleek yellow rubber bodice and skirt combo. Amanda Holden wearing a sleek yellow rubber bodice and skirt combo. Her skirt includes a trail that extends behind her and slightly to the sides Amanda Holden wearing a red latex dress on a circular stand, surrounded by wards of £50 notes, while holding further notes. To the right, it says ‘Heart Make me a Millionaire’. Amanda Holden wearing a short pink rubber dress with matching mini hat.
September 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Nah. If you look at Canada, Switzerland, and other countries where guns are allowed, they don't have the same incident of mass shooting.

It's not the guns, it's the fear. The Shovel got this right.
Headline: NRA Accidentally Forgets to Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government. Photograph of an old man grasping a rifle. Subtext: An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely the to do.
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Emmanuelle Béart or Isabella Rossellini?
Portrait of a young Emmanuelle Béart. Portrait of a young Isabella Rossellini.
September 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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With alt text.
Two pictures atop one another. The first features an image of a pipe below which it says ‘Ceci n'est pas une pipe’. The second features a photo of Crocodile Dundee, played by actor Paul Hogan, holding a large water pipe, below which it says ‘C'est une pipe’.
August 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
hopemaker.bsky.social
Case in point. Jessica now makes absolutely clear that this is not a political endorsement!

‘[...] Congratulations to him though, on achieving what I never considered possible, winning the presidency again, even after becoming a convicted felon! Strange times.’

www.facebook.com/share/p/1AP7...
Jessica Ashley Deluge and another model are standing with Donald Trump at a conference, understanding him to be a benefactor of beauty pageants and eccentric businessman.
August 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM