I’m voting for Pope Terry I, so that he can call a Crewsade.

Computers used to be larger. I fit on them.

Does this make it possible to create an Abstergo Industries plotline that is as interesting as the historic stuff? Might there be mass protests targeting an animus shaped like a Cybertruck?

I mean, I once organized a Crusade more or less that way as the Papal States in EU IV. And my plan still didn’t leak.

Believing in bio > Christian in bio

Yeah but trans sounds like trains and then I think they’re trains; but it turns out they’re just regular ass boring people and that’s seriously disappointing.

Just wait until Will Shortz releases an open world RPG about taking down a mysterious shadow cabal of anti-gaming and anti-word puzzle elites using a crossword based magic system that mixes in Wordle quick time events.

Who the fuck invents pyramids but not pyramid schemes?

So long and you’re welcome for all the fish you ungrateful motherfuckers.

Ok, now this is an economic plan my depressed ass can get behind.

Haven’t watched it yet, but I assume wizards are squishy because like the powerful wizard, while capitalism seems strong and can fireball your face; capitalism is squishy and has extreme vulnerability if punched in the face by an orcish member of the proletariat.

I’m just out here trying to get drawn like a French girl so I can get a French passport.