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heathcliff, but frog
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heathcliff is canonically frog now
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
thinking about the mathlight and having cursed ideas again
Leap Frog Twist and Shout Multiplication tow. a flashlight-shaped blue and green plastic toy with twisting rings of numbers which can be spun around to form different equations and learn math.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
gerrold is always doing shit like this
cropped sci fi pulp novel cover. three space-suited figures blast flame throwers at a gigantic worm beast that is eating a helicopter looking ship out of midair under the word GERROLD
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
why in the fuck do i not already own the criterion Lone Wolf and Cub Blu Ray set
Silent documentary from 1939 about the making of samurai swords, with an optional new ambient score by Ryan Francis
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
wait a second we don't have a bike
a bicycle leaning on an interior door with a live bearded dragon climbing to the front tire just behind the forks, having climbed up there for reasons
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
where is my check, walt disney corporation
lindsay Logan Instagram promo for Freakier Friday that reads "The Freakquel of the Year"
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
i can't wait to watch Goo what is release date of Goo i want to go see Goo I'll take one ticket for Goo please
Just announced at Godzilla Fest: Godzilla -0.0 (Godzilla Minus Zero) stylized as G-0.0 which looks like Goo
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
i've got one in mug form!
a black and white ceramic Kliban Cat shaped mug wearing a red bow tie. the cat has wide, round eyes and an otherwise blank expression. the same Kliban cat mug, shown from the side to highlight the cat tail handle
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
outfielder Heathcliff for the Reds
2 panel Heathcliff comic. Heathcliff the cat, in a baseball uniform, jumps high against the wall to catch a fly ball. the crowd, including a guy holding a hot dog in the front row, watches in anticipation. having caught the ball, Heathcliff trots off, now holding a hot dog he has already taken a bite out of. the crowd cheers, except for the guy in the front row who says, "hey! my hot dog!"
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
my favorite thing about this beverage is "Monster Zero Ultra" sounds like something Godzilla would fight
a hand holding a can of white monster zero ultra energy beverage
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
at Malloy Law, we WON'T eat the icky food on mommy's spoon
still from an ad for Mallow Law featuring a white man in a suit trying to look tough with his arms crossed but making like a grumpy baby face
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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edited Heathcliff comics set inside a bar. Heathcliff is wearing a meat helmet and riding a mechanical bull shaped like a large ham as men holding meat cheer him on. At the bar, the bartender is telling a new patron, "this is a meat bar."
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
why is this so Tim and Eric coded
author dean koontz, an aged white man with unsettlingly thick, dark, hair looking like a oversized helmet with side swept bangs on his head. he is sitting at a table with an open book and smiling at the camera. his caption reads If I had to set all my novels in one decade, what decade would it be? About 120 million years ago. you can never go wrong with dinosaur stories "
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
not an edit, btw. nancy really said no ice.
Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. As they leave school, Sluggo says to Nancy, "I wonder if d' lake is hard enough to skate on" Nancy replies, "I'll go down and see" Nancy pokes the water with a stick and is disappointed to find it very liquid. Then, smiling, she edits the lake NOTICE board with a pencil so that instead of NOTICE it says NO ICE.
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
based nancy
two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
happy mike trapp's birthday to all who celebrate (just mike trapp)
screenshot from Smartypants. Mike Trapp is holding a clicker and saying "my birthday is October 16th" closed caption reads "(all booing)"
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
*record scratch*

yeah that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up surrounded by big sentient ballsacks
sci-fi painting by Ed Emshwiller. in the foreground, a woman with short curly blonde hair looks back over her shoulder, directly at the viewer, with a worried expression on her face. she is surrounded by large wrinkly brown creatures with human-like eyes and bodies like if a big frog had the loose skin of a pug. in the mid ground, another crowd of wrinkle-beings usher a small group of people into a low doorway with light emanating from it. in the background, a huge bullet- like spaceship is parked.
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
now that's what i call variety
letterboard sign for Waterworks Variety with just 3 words on it: Slushie Pokemon Worms
October 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
me and the crew, on a quest to find the legendary mitten we can all take a nap in
Painting by Larry McDougal dated 2018. A band of anthropomorphic woodland creatures wearing cloaks and pouches and swords and stuff traverses a snowy landscape. There is a brown rabbit and two raccoons on for and a badger following riding a black pony.
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
life update: on monday i start my new job as the guy who drives through asteroid tubes
sci-Fi painting by Fred Gambino. a person in a bright yellow helmet aims the spaceship they are piloting at a port in the side of an asteroid. the port is a large perfectly circular tube with rows of lights down the sides which converge at the vanishing point in the distant center of the long tube. the asteroid has buildings of some base or colony visible past the crest of a ridge on its crater-pocied surface. all in all the painting scene is rad as hell.
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
hands up if you are a true bug and suck sap from plants
Shivaphis celti, the Asian woolly hackberry aphid, also known as Shivaphis (Shivaphis) celti, is an aphid in the superfamily Aphidoidea in the order Hemiptera. It is a true bug and sucks sap from plants. Pictured is schivapis celti, a small white bug that looks like a speck of lint, sitting on a leaf
October 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
you're not the boss of me now
spikethe dog and hopcliff the frog both approach a sidewalk corner from different directions, I aware they are about to encounter each other. spike is wearing a helmet with the words, "yes no maybe I don't know" on it hopcliff's helmet reads, "can you repeat the question?" on a tree branch above, one bird says to another, "life is unfair..."
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
appreciate this subtle nod to Tarantino in Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie
screenshots from Gabby Dollhouse and Kill Bill. the front end of a VW bus painted to look like a cat's face and the license plate "KTTY WAGN" Uma Thurman's the Bride from Kill Bill approaching a bright yellow pickup truck with the words "Pussy wagon" across the tailgate and the license plate, "PSY WGN"
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
screenshot of my previous post in this thread, zoomed in on the profile pic which is an orange striped frog version of Heathcliff and the display name which reads "heathcliff, but frog"
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
hopcliff the orange striped frog wearing a wide brim hat and binoculars and a nature vest, throwing up a thumb to hitchhike
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
he just wants to look, promise
hopcliff the frog, decked out in a vest, wide brim hat, and binoculars, is hitchhiking next to a forest road. a car labeled "entomology society" has pulled over and the driver is hollering out the window at hopcliff, "scat!"
October 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM