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Kaiju are just like you and me. They like crushing and destroying things. They're nuclear powered. They scream when they can't remember their password and the bio-thingy doesn't recognize their fingerprint.
Entry-level Anarchist but taking classes!
Entry-level Anarchist but taking classes!
Pinned
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Bloop.
Good morning 🌞 and Happy Monday 💃🏽 dolls! I hope everyone has a magnificent day today!
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Bloop.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculine.
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculine.
I propose a catchy new signage for these United States.
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I propose a catchy new signage for these United States.
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
Oops its Orphan Crushing Machine.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oops its Orphan Crushing Machine.
Is it an Orphan Stomping Machine or an Immigrant Stomping Machine or both?
They both are horrible.
They both are horrible.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is it an Orphan Stomping Machine or an Immigrant Stomping Machine or both?
They both are horrible.
They both are horrible.
What to do?
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What to do?
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.
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Tategate: How a Human Trafficking Suspect Was Protected by Trump’s Whitehouse. #SpookyConnections #3E #EndImpunity
Tategate: How a Human Trafficking Suspect Was Protected by Trump’s Whitehouse
Uncovering how Andrew Tate’s trafficking case became entangled with the Trump White House, foreign influence networks, and the vulnerabilities of U.S. federal institutions. Examines DHS interference, ...
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December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tategate: How a Human Trafficking Suspect Was Protected by Trump’s Whitehouse. #SpookyConnections #3E #EndImpunity
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Let’s celebrate the win for Democracy today with a Grand Jury throwing out Trumps sham bullshit indictment of Letitia James!
Suck it Trump and Bondi!
#DefendersOfDemocracy
Suck it Trump and Bondi!
#DefendersOfDemocracy
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Let’s celebrate the win for Democracy today with a Grand Jury throwing out Trumps sham bullshit indictment of Letitia James!
Suck it Trump and Bondi!
#DefendersOfDemocracy
Suck it Trump and Bondi!
#DefendersOfDemocracy
Hmmm, Gwen Stefani doesn't look like Gwen Stefani anymore.
She actually doesn't even look human anymore.
She actually doesn't even look human anymore.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hmmm, Gwen Stefani doesn't look like Gwen Stefani anymore.
She actually doesn't even look human anymore.
She actually doesn't even look human anymore.
Okay Covid, you win.
It's not even 1900 hrs, but I will go to bed now.
These holiday lights will hang themselves up.
It's not even 1900 hrs, but I will go to bed now.
These holiday lights will hang themselves up.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Okay Covid, you win.
It's not even 1900 hrs, but I will go to bed now.
These holiday lights will hang themselves up.
It's not even 1900 hrs, but I will go to bed now.
These holiday lights will hang themselves up.
Wasn't Eric Kripke on Bluesky?
Did he leave or am I imagining that he was here?
Did he leave or am I imagining that he was here?
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wasn't Eric Kripke on Bluesky?
Did he leave or am I imagining that he was here?
Did he leave or am I imagining that he was here?
The way my boy looks at me after the 3rd Covid sneeze in a row.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The way my boy looks at me after the 3rd Covid sneeze in a row.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
Is this the Canadian way of saying "Fuck you Hegseth"?
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is this the Canadian way of saying "Fuck you Hegseth"?
Remember when Jeffrey Dean Morgan was just a dude on the cusp of becoming a very hot man?
Yeah. I do too.
Dude, hit 40, got that touch of silver, a few wrinkles and WHOA
The Hotness arrived and has not left.
Yeah. I do too.
Dude, hit 40, got that touch of silver, a few wrinkles and WHOA
The Hotness arrived and has not left.
a close up of a man 's face with a beard and eyes closed .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and eyes closed .
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December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Remember when Jeffrey Dean Morgan was just a dude on the cusp of becoming a very hot man?
Yeah. I do too.
Dude, hit 40, got that touch of silver, a few wrinkles and WHOA
The Hotness arrived and has not left.
Yeah. I do too.
Dude, hit 40, got that touch of silver, a few wrinkles and WHOA
The Hotness arrived and has not left.
Found out from a coworker that the last few times that Bad Bunny has come to SF, he has chosen the bar across the street from my home.
I think come SuperBowl, I'll pop over & see if BB is there. Just to tell him to give the best 15 min show he's ever given & no English pls.
Kick all ass BB!
I think come SuperBowl, I'll pop over & see if BB is there. Just to tell him to give the best 15 min show he's ever given & no English pls.
Kick all ass BB!
a man wearing a white shirt and a hat says hola
Alt: a man wearing a white shirt and a hat says hola
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Found out from a coworker that the last few times that Bad Bunny has come to SF, he has chosen the bar across the street from my home.
I think come SuperBowl, I'll pop over & see if BB is there. Just to tell him to give the best 15 min show he's ever given & no English pls.
Kick all ass BB!
I think come SuperBowl, I'll pop over & see if BB is there. Just to tell him to give the best 15 min show he's ever given & no English pls.
Kick all ass BB!
Ha ha.
This variant of Covid causes...um... digest distress/ gastric distress
aka stay near a fully stocked bathroom.
This variant of Covid causes...um... digest distress/ gastric distress
aka stay near a fully stocked bathroom.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ha ha.
This variant of Covid causes...um... digest distress/ gastric distress
aka stay near a fully stocked bathroom.
This variant of Covid causes...um... digest distress/ gastric distress
aka stay near a fully stocked bathroom.
That canceled show you'll never stop thinking about-
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
That canceled show you'll never stop thinking about-
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
I have covid, yet I can smell & taste.
What sort of monster has this virus morphed into?
I mean it climbed over the very high walls of my 5 covid vaccines (the last was in August of this yr) to infest my body.
I should have kept wearing my Crocs branded Hazmat Suit w/ purifying ventilator. Wicked
What sort of monster has this virus morphed into?
I mean it climbed over the very high walls of my 5 covid vaccines (the last was in August of this yr) to infest my body.
I should have kept wearing my Crocs branded Hazmat Suit w/ purifying ventilator. Wicked
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have covid, yet I can smell & taste.
What sort of monster has this virus morphed into?
I mean it climbed over the very high walls of my 5 covid vaccines (the last was in August of this yr) to infest my body.
I should have kept wearing my Crocs branded Hazmat Suit w/ purifying ventilator. Wicked
What sort of monster has this virus morphed into?
I mean it climbed over the very high walls of my 5 covid vaccines (the last was in August of this yr) to infest my body.
I should have kept wearing my Crocs branded Hazmat Suit w/ purifying ventilator. Wicked
Well.
Went to Urgent Care for my tooth infection.
Its not allergic rhinitis & postnasal making me sick...IT'S COVID!
Randomly opted for Urgent Care to test me for flu & Covid came back postive af.
Wow. Now I'm bummed that I probably exposed the ppl at work. Upside me being vaxxed means its mild
Went to Urgent Care for my tooth infection.
Its not allergic rhinitis & postnasal making me sick...IT'S COVID!
Randomly opted for Urgent Care to test me for flu & Covid came back postive af.
Wow. Now I'm bummed that I probably exposed the ppl at work. Upside me being vaxxed means its mild
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Well.
Went to Urgent Care for my tooth infection.
Its not allergic rhinitis & postnasal making me sick...IT'S COVID!
Randomly opted for Urgent Care to test me for flu & Covid came back postive af.
Wow. Now I'm bummed that I probably exposed the ppl at work. Upside me being vaxxed means its mild
Went to Urgent Care for my tooth infection.
Its not allergic rhinitis & postnasal making me sick...IT'S COVID!
Randomly opted for Urgent Care to test me for flu & Covid came back postive af.
Wow. Now I'm bummed that I probably exposed the ppl at work. Upside me being vaxxed means its mild
Am I the only person who has severe allergic rhinitis that occasionally pretends to be a cold?
I feel like I have the flu but really its just postnasal drip & an allergy attack. Yay.
I feel like I have the flu but really its just postnasal drip & an allergy attack. Yay.
spongebob from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched .
Alt: spongebob from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched .
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November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Am I the only person who has severe allergic rhinitis that occasionally pretends to be a cold?
I feel like I have the flu but really its just postnasal drip & an allergy attack. Yay.
I feel like I have the flu but really its just postnasal drip & an allergy attack. Yay.
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Post something random or you'll have an aweful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Post something random or you'll have an aweful December