Hoochie Nole
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Hoochie Nole
@hoochie-nole.bsky.social
Rabid Seminole fan and graduate on da 'Hooch
Fire up dem sourdough breads!
Thanksgiving is NEXT WEEK??? WHAT!???
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I see no issue with this decision
What I was supposed to have for dinner:
-white rice
-seasoned ground turkey
-corn
-black beans
-cubed avocado

What I had:
-pepperoni pizza
a man in a suit sits at a table with a menu and says " what happened "
ALT: a man in a suit sits at a table with a menu and says " what happened "
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I chuckled reading this byline
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🎯
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Specifically to the sourdough....

Pics or it didn't lol
LISTEN UP BITCHES MY CAT IS FIP FREE AND I JUST BAKED TWO PERFECT LOAVES OF SOURDOUGH I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
👀👀
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Spot on, lol
Please look at what this is referencing, cause you will DIE 🫠
That is Bud Bundy dressed as a pimp.
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Now now now, let's play nice...

Oh, and it's #FMFFM
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
💯
I know attention is what they seek, but people like this have never been hit in the face and they should be more concerned that option is on the table.
🚨If you have kids/young people at HBCUs make sure they are aware of what’s happening. These “debate me bros” plan to tell travel to more HBCUs and are looking to do nothing but cause trouble.
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Begging people to stare at your micropenis is certainly...... a choice
Trump: "When you have networks where I won an election in counties -- I guess it's 2,600 to 525, that's called a landslide times two -- when you have that kind of popularity or voter support, and yet 97% of the newscasts are against me ... I think that's really illegal."
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Supermarket parking lots are basically minefields sans the actual explosives
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🎯
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as “a community preventative thing”
September 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
I'm about to eat/ drink my weight in fried shrimp and beer. Happy Friday friends.
September 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Anyone use BritBox?

Is it worth it?
August 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I can 💯 fucking smell this tweet, lol
Walking into an elevator that has been cologne bombed is a top 5 bad hotel experience.
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Cat ain't the VP of Marketing for nothing
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.

“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”

www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Pics or it didn't happen...

Don't be shy, lol
Im going to wear the shortest shorts
July 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Normally "word salad" implies a specific level of incompetence....

But I truly appreciate the "word shit salad" here...
Word shit salad as always
July 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Tell me you have never had a waffle cone without telling you have never had a waffle cone...
Never quite comfortable when I fully agree with these posts but… yeah, I agree.
No respectable adult eats ice cream in a cone.
July 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
June 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We talking Amityville murders?

Cause if not, buy that mf'er....
Please help me settle this argument with my kid who says I’m insane for being ok with buying a house where someone was murdered and enthusiastic about buying a house DISCOUNTED because someone was murdered there

So would you buy a house where someone was murdered?
June 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Not gonna lie, some of these are wicked ass cool
May 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Never.

P.S. five gets ya ten they broke something
Came home from work to my kids having been bored all day their first day of summer vacation. They channeled it - washed dishes, washed their sheets, reorganized the pantry, restocked the drinks and paper products, cut down boxes, and took out the trash ALL WITHOUT BEING ASKED

(AM I IN TROUBLE)
May 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM