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@honorthesafeword.bsky.social
Man City⚽ 🇲🇽. Horror. True Crime. 🌈ally. BLM. 🇵🇸. Science = cool af. 🎮 A bit. Available for trivia nights and carne asada cookouts. Navigating twin toddler world with my roommate 💍
the "microwavable plate" they come with
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the "microwavable plate" they come with
the over-30 selfie thread 🛸
36 but my lower back and repaired ACLs say otherwise
36 but my lower back and repaired ACLs say otherwise
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the over-30 selfie thread 🛸
36 but my lower back and repaired ACLs say otherwise
36 but my lower back and repaired ACLs say otherwise
Random refrigerator finds.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Random refrigerator finds.
Changed it up a bit for Thanksgiving this year and settled on our favorite Indian restaurant. Wishing all of you the best T-Gives whether you're riding solo or hanging with others. Very thankful for y'all. 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Changed it up a bit for Thanksgiving this year and settled on our favorite Indian restaurant. Wishing all of you the best T-Gives whether you're riding solo or hanging with others. Very thankful for y'all. 🖤
Cause she's got a great ass, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Cause she's got a great ass, Charlie Brown.
Lookin tasty really scrumptious, tell me is there anymore room for me
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Lookin tasty really scrumptious, tell me is there anymore room for me
Very proud of these 💀💀💀
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Very proud of these 💀💀💀
Stop! This is a selfie checkpoint - you must QP a cute selfie to proceed.
Debatable but s'all I got
Debatable but s'all I got
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Stop! This is a selfie checkpoint - you must QP a cute selfie to proceed.
Debatable but s'all I got
Debatable but s'all I got
In need of more coffee before I can fully wake up and mentally prepare for the Bears game later. In the mean time,vamos City 🔵
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In need of more coffee before I can fully wake up and mentally prepare for the Bears game later. In the mean time,vamos City 🔵
Throwback to when I tried to spruce up the twins' bfast and make it fun, but ended up giving them a chestburster...
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Throwback to when I tried to spruce up the twins' bfast and make it fun, but ended up giving them a chestburster...
name your favorite superhero that isn’t dc or marvel
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
name your favorite superhero that isn’t dc or marvel
think back to your childhood. do you remember when the anxiety started?
Still hurts
Still hurts
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
think back to your childhood. do you remember when the anxiety started?
Still hurts
Still hurts
Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Late on this throwback with my lil pumpkin last year.
Go bears. Fuck ICE.
Go bears. Fuck ICE.
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Late on this throwback with my lil pumpkin last year.
Go bears. Fuck ICE.
Go bears. Fuck ICE.
When the edibles hit 😌
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When the edibles hit 😌