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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
realizing I only used sp*tify for approximately one thing this year
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
realizing I only used sp*tify for approximately one thing this year
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Calling in to work over encumbered
May 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Calling in to work over encumbered
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She craves the hamburger helper.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
She craves the hamburger helper.
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Siren Alligators might be the most specialized human predators. These pack hunters have two distinct ways of mimicking our species.
Juveniles thrash in the water near ships, using their face-like throat markings to appear like a drowning person. The pack attacks when someone attempts a rescue.
Juveniles thrash in the water near ships, using their face-like throat markings to appear like a drowning person. The pack attacks when someone attempts a rescue.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Siren Alligators might be the most specialized human predators. These pack hunters have two distinct ways of mimicking our species.
Juveniles thrash in the water near ships, using their face-like throat markings to appear like a drowning person. The pack attacks when someone attempts a rescue.
Juveniles thrash in the water near ships, using their face-like throat markings to appear like a drowning person. The pack attacks when someone attempts a rescue.
tired of everybody getting into relationships and doing things with their lives and shit. need to find some real losers to hang out with
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
tired of everybody getting into relationships and doing things with their lives and shit. need to find some real losers to hang out with
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the macy's FAKEsgiving day CHARADE. keeping that in my back pocket in case i find a reason to get really angry about it
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the macy's FAKEsgiving day CHARADE. keeping that in my back pocket in case i find a reason to get really angry about it
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me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
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once every four years, the year after a leap year, we reintroduce the MarkRib™️. we have to do it like this because it takes Mark awhile to regrow the ribs. yes he’s in excruciating pain the entire time
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
once every four years, the year after a leap year, we reintroduce the MarkRib™️. we have to do it like this because it takes Mark awhile to regrow the ribs. yes he’s in excruciating pain the entire time
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Man in commercial: Dead grandma, can you give me advice on how to survive my first day in prison?
AI Grandma: (on phone) You betcha kiddo! Prison is a pyramid and you gotta make sure you’re on top of the food chain. So first you’re going to get a toothbrush and a way of sharpening it to a point
AI Grandma: (on phone) You betcha kiddo! Prison is a pyramid and you gotta make sure you’re on top of the food chain. So first you’re going to get a toothbrush and a way of sharpening it to a point
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Man in commercial: Dead grandma, can you give me advice on how to survive my first day in prison?
AI Grandma: (on phone) You betcha kiddo! Prison is a pyramid and you gotta make sure you’re on top of the food chain. So first you’re going to get a toothbrush and a way of sharpening it to a point
AI Grandma: (on phone) You betcha kiddo! Prison is a pyramid and you gotta make sure you’re on top of the food chain. So first you’re going to get a toothbrush and a way of sharpening it to a point
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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Everyone on here celebrating and dunking on articles about some guy named Grotch Torbern being in the hospital for lead poisoning, and when I look him up he's a manoverse podcaster with 200 followers known for saying it's gay to take your shoes off when you shower.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Everyone on here celebrating and dunking on articles about some guy named Grotch Torbern being in the hospital for lead poisoning, and when I look him up he's a manoverse podcaster with 200 followers known for saying it's gay to take your shoes off when you shower.
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about to suck on it in a nonlinear and branching fashion
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
about to suck on it in a nonlinear and branching fashion
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Feels like there was a story about this. Sultan, starting with a grain of rice, doubling it every day. Folktale of that nature
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Feels like there was a story about this. Sultan, starting with a grain of rice, doubling it every day. Folktale of that nature
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
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Getting texts from CVS
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Getting texts from CVS