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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
I am going to combine all the microplastics stored in my blood brain barrier into one macroplastic
January 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am going to combine all the microplastics stored in my blood brain barrier into one macroplastic
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I lost it at the onion claw machine which sounds like you would find it at a rich person’s house where the wife only gives kids carob instead of chocolate
January 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I lost it at the onion claw machine which sounds like you would find it at a rich person’s house where the wife only gives kids carob instead of chocolate
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Look at this LOGO IT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
January 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Look at this LOGO IT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
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I honestly think we are experiencing the end of the internet as those of us born in the 20th c understand it. Smaller, siloed communities like discord servers and newsletters will persist, but the idea of the global public square is dead, as is “the information superhighway.” VCs killed it.
it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories
January 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I honestly think we are experiencing the end of the internet as those of us born in the 20th c understand it. Smaller, siloed communities like discord servers and newsletters will persist, but the idea of the global public square is dead, as is “the information superhighway.” VCs killed it.
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Dogs keep saying this to me?
January 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Dogs keep saying this to me?
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doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
January 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
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It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
January 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
It should be spelled hock
January 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It should be spelled hock
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Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
theonion.com/report-no-re...
theonion.com/report-no-re...
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foxes curled up and asleep are the best genre of image I think
January 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
foxes curled up and asleep are the best genre of image I think
Rly makes you think
January 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Rly makes you think
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Fear not! He now watches over all of us, outside, from his floating moss kingdom.
January 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fear not! He now watches over all of us, outside, from his floating moss kingdom.
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Happy Lemon Pig Season to those who celebrate. I imbued my lemon pig (left) with cute vibes, guaranteeing those who gaze into her clove eyes a safe and reduced-anxiety 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Happy Lemon Pig Season to those who celebrate. I imbued my lemon pig (left) with cute vibes, guaranteeing those who gaze into her clove eyes a safe and reduced-anxiety 2025.
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lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.
December 31, 2024 at 10:36 PM
lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.
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I am going to be pronouncing 2025 so it sounds like an estimate with a hyphen in the middle.
December 31, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I am going to be pronouncing 2025 so it sounds like an estimate with a hyphen in the middle.
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There are some things you should not ever have to buy. Like rubber bands should just appear around my apartment, gifts from the house sprites.
December 30, 2024 at 1:32 PM
There are some things you should not ever have to buy. Like rubber bands should just appear around my apartment, gifts from the house sprites.
Just watched The Lighthouse for the first time and I’m ok with that being the only time
December 30, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Just watched The Lighthouse for the first time and I’m ok with that being the only time
Robin Williams’ performance in Mrs. Doubtfire
a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .
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December 27, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Robin Williams’ performance in Mrs. Doubtfire
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elf eyes elfize elf lies
December 26, 2024 at 6:48 PM
elf eyes elfize elf lies
O Deevee, I wish you were my son
a group of men are kneeling in front of a screen that says [ adult swim ]
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December 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
O Deevee, I wish you were my son
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Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎