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Homer Junior 🍩
@homerjrband.bsky.social
DI-Cry Punx, Dad Jokes and Donuts 🍩

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We have the blue album at home
Yeah I've heard of getting into the Xmas spirit but have you heard of getting some mates?
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who up shittin they posts?
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
In lieu of posting about band things while we're having another little pause for Homer JrJrJrJrJrJr I'd like to share that I made a pretty good Dahl for tea and might have a bit left for lunch tomorrow

#bigthingscoming
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pretty much our live sets
doing jokes to deflect the misery but tbh the misery be having some bangers itself
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Forgot to post about our next show on here but it's sold out anyway so tough tits!

Spunge are playing too btw
October 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
We're doing the soundtrack, heard it here first
DISNEY HAS ANNOUNCED A SECOND SIMPSONS MOVIE IS CONING IN JULY 23RD 2027!!!!
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ripperfest tomorrow with all the mates, going to be shredding non stop bangers (until 18:55 when our set finishes)
September 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Unhappy about how much tube drivers get paid compared to nurses? Wait until you find out how much bankers get paid for not contributing to society.
September 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Not to be dramatic or anything, but being out in the car, sat in in traffic, in the rain, in the dark made me think about how summer has ended and I felt the crushing weight of a thousand sadnesses
September 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
First home town show this year and first in over a year 🤘🤘🤘
August 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I can't bring sexy back, I lost the receipt 😞
August 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead
August 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Piss fully boiled with work and it's mishandling of a restructure and now I'm going into the weekend where it's my kid's birthday and friends/family are going to be asking what's going on with work and I just wanna have a nice time ffs
August 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Every UK petition is like this
July 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Oh that will not be a problem
July 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Fantastic what now?
July 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It was on offer for £3.75 yesterday and I'm being made redundant so I just bought some and ate the lot
Thinking about the lemon Ben and Jerry's I saw in the shops earlier but didn't get because it was like a million quid

I think this is what those people who look at Rightmove all day must feel like
July 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They should rename 28 Years Later to 28 Quid Down the Shitter
July 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm the only one stood in the sunshine at the train station, convinced I'm surrounded by vampires
July 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Ice cream vans should drive round at night time after the kids have gone to bed!

Send a little dealer style text letting you know they're here instead of putting the music on 🍦
June 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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it's so funny (read: awful) to have stuff getting better in your personal life and so so so much worse on a macro scale
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yeah organising practice is going well thanks, why'd you ask?
June 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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What he said... ✊
Rage against the machine
June 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM