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Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.

That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
November 18, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Honestly, these guys are my new heroes.
Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
November 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by eeyore
You do know they're not ever going to realize how stupid they were? They are going to say we didn't do a good enough job convincing them not to touch that stove.
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Done and done. And I mean done.
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.

It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.

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November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by eeyore
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.

It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.

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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM