holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)
holycrappitsjo.bsky.social
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)
@holycrappitsjo.bsky.social
My friendships as an adult seem to mostly consist of sharing favorite oddball condiments/toppings with each other.
September 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I was 18 when I started watching @hankgreen.bsky.social & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
I am now 36.

That's HALF MY LIFE.
September 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The folks duo at the farmers market this week managed to play such a somber cover of Margaritaville that it sounded like a funeral dirge.
June 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My sister: "...and this happened before Jo was even born"

Me: "ah, the good ol' days."
May 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Why not crowpope though??
May 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Favorite team name from last night's sci-fi movie trivia:

Ep 267: a New Pope

Favorite team name ever, from Stephen King trivia:

Bachman-Turner Maximum Overdrive
May 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Do people that live outside New England know how much it rains here?

I feel like it's not thought of as a wet region, but it's also incredibly sticky & humid, unless it's the absolute dead of winter.

Not to deter anyone, but it has caught friends off guard that were visiting.

So, wear your boots.
May 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Me: "I went to a cat cafe today, but I didn't get to see any cats"

Friend: "....so you went to a Dunkin Donuts?"
May 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The anxiety I just experienced waiting for the poppadoms or bread question during the Deniro episode of Off Menu 😅

I do appreciate James Acaster's commitment to the bit, but did not envy him having to do it.
April 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Everybody knows that autism is caused by autistic people who can pull.
April 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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It's not that they could do it to you that's the issue.

That they did it to anyone should be what angers you.
April 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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the second LMZF is this Saturday at the DerrySalem Elks in SalemNH from 11-4. we have 50+ amazing vendors from all over the northeast. I've been working like crazy these last 5 months to make sure this event is worth everyone's time. Hopefully I see you there!
April 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm very scary and intimidating.
April 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Anyways, here's my very cute dog - he's gonna be 17 in a couple weeks.

He's currently curled up on my lap and is the only thing keeping me from completely spiraling, cause he's the goodest boy ❤️
April 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Love when a specialist calls to quiz me on why I got a referral (because the original dr's desire to get me specific help wasn't enough)

& when I mention family history, rather than believe me, they make that family member call & release THEIR personal info to the office to confirm I wasn't lying
April 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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VENDOR SPOTLIGHT @sewingnerdstudios.bsky.social !
A mix of colorful and macabre garments and accessories! I use a lot of design choices like colorblocking so that even the tiniest chunks of fabric get used.
March 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The comment section on this video is making me want to hear people's thoughts on here, because it got me through an otherwise anxiety inducing and uncomfortable day 😘

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82hLUj6/
I have to laugh or I will cry
TikTok video by Jo! 🍉 (she/her)
www.tiktok.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
youtu.be/FFe3TPAoPDI

I have been barraged with tiktoks of this "alternative girlfriend" dress. Though I like the style, I don't want to go back to buying fast fashion - so let's DIY it!
🤘🖤
don't buy that viral tiktok dress. let's DIY it!
YouTube video by holycrappitsjo
youtu.be
February 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This year's Project for Awesome is almost over!

I just donated $15 for the exclusive Delete This podcast, because that show has been one of the few things consistently bringing me joy in recent years.

There's a ton of fun perks you can get to support a good cause, so go do the thing!

#p4a2025
February 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What I'm learning in the middle of this specific 24 hour window is that my body doesn't know how to respond when positive things are happening. 🥲
February 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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!!!! There is a video of this delightful object’s creation by @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social !!!!

youtu.be/FTVYjKVAYqY?...
Why I Wanted To Gift a Pillow to Hank Green
YouTube video by holycrappitsjo
youtu.be
February 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm so glad the person I thought would enjoy this joke the most now owns the thing I made out of it 🤘🖤
When two very niche inside jokes come together into one ultra-niche inside joke, apparently you make it into a pillow and send it to my PO Box!!???
February 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Local folks, please do the thing! It takes less than two minutes
NH House Bill 283 is being heard 2/10/25 at 1:30 PM. The bill seeks to MUTILIATE public curriculum. (List in reply.)

Bill: legiscan.com/NH/text/HB28...
Register to voice opposition: gc.nh.gov/house/commit...
In 2/10/25, select the House Education & Policy Committee & choose HB283.

#nh #activism
New Hampshire HB283 | 2025 | Regular Session
Bill Text (2025-02-05) Relative to the list of subjects that comprise an adequate education. [Public Hearing: 02/10/2025 01:30 pm Legislative Office Building 205-207]
legiscan.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is the same dog that woke me up at 3am by vomiting all over me
February 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Just some good dogs being good, circa 9 years ago

(Smaller pup was our last rescue, Frank, and he was such a boy)
January 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM