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Sarah
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Currently playing a lot of Dragon Age (she/they)
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i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are free
September 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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sorry if I’ve been in a weird mood the past seven years
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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There it is…
May 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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[at a job interview]

INTERVIEWER: quick question about your cover letter

ME: of course

INTERVIEWER: all it says is “I have dedicated my life to the destruction of my enemies. If you hire me, your enemies will become mine and will also be destroyed.”

ME: that’s correct
May 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Poilievre losing his seat is almost Shakespearean: Pretender to the throne riles countrymen with anger, gets defeated by guy with Joy in his name. It’s basically Macbeth.
April 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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It's a start
🚨 Tesla posts a $400M profit, down 71% year-over-year. Revenue is down nearly $2B compared to the same time last year. Wow.
April 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Honestly, me too.
An important message.
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I wake up, I post bangers. You wake up, the splendor of your legacy radiant, evident to all who behold it, shimmering in the new dawn, present to its moment. we are not the same
April 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Does this sound familiar? *coughcoughDOGEcoughcough* Also, look at this guy. Where does the CPC find such absolute gomers?
April 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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A Tumblr quote engraved on my soul is “Hope isn’t a delicate soap bubble. Hope has mud in her hair and blood on her face, and she’s spitting out a tooth as she gets up One. More. Time.”
Hope isn't a synonym for optimism. It's a decision not to concede.
April 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Fascists want us divided, uninformed and sick. A sick, apathetic population won’t put up much of a fight.

Protect your health. Read local independent journalists. Support libraries, community fridges & food banks. Give to mutual aid. Wear a mask.

Strong inclusive communities will save lives
March 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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I just want to put it out there if you’re one of those people who cleans gravestones and you come across mine covered in moss, leave it be, it is my blanket and it is intentional
March 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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girls be like “i know a spot” then sacrifice you under the blood moon.
March 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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A total eclipse of the heart killed my father you son of a bitch
March 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM