Control is an illusion. You cannot control what others do, what happens to you. You can only control how you react. Embracing this simple fact has severely decreased my anxiety and increased my contentment.

Happy Birthday America. This is my gift to you.

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

Last night I stood up for those who need Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security. Democrats will never abandon the fight to make sure every American has a safe, healthy, and financially secure life. #ISaidWhatISaid

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I had the opportunity to use the word verklempt yesterday at work. So that was a good day, lol. I love Yiddish.

"If the GOP could pull Trump’s dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."

I may have very obviously pantomimed vomiting when I was next to a cybertruck. Seemed more fun and unique than flipping the bird.

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

Tip: Whenever someone in this dumb administration announces they're going to do something dumb, ask whether they can actually do the dumb thing instead of proceeding as if they already have, thus giving them permission

It's always sad when you find out what you thought was a legitimate friendship was actually just a man biding his time waiting for any indication you want to be more than friends...

"FAA Leader Quit Before D.C. Plane Crash—Thanks to Elon Musk"

If you're looking to deport an immigrant who killed Americans, we found one.

Reminds me of the fact that it was called the "Spanish" flu simply because the Spanish government was the first to acknowledge that it was actually happening as opposed to the rest of Western Europe.

Trump wants to distract you from the fact that he gutted the Aviation Safety Committee and ousted the FAA administrator last week.

Don’t let him.

Good thing I shop at Meijer.

Hello folx. Since this app doesn't allow private posts (dumb), I will be posting most content on Snapchat. If anyone has another alternative to Meta that allows private posting (memes mostly), please let me know!