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ME: how’s it look
MARIO: *slides out from under sink* Not good
ME: what is it
MARIO: *wipes hands on rag* you have an enormous underground labyrinth in your pipes filled with turtles and mushrooms
ME: that sounds expensive
MARIO: also did you drop a princess down the drain?
MARIO: *slides out from under sink* Not good
ME: what is it
MARIO: *wipes hands on rag* you have an enormous underground labyrinth in your pipes filled with turtles and mushrooms
ME: that sounds expensive
MARIO: also did you drop a princess down the drain?
November 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
ME: how’s it look
MARIO: *slides out from under sink* Not good
ME: what is it
MARIO: *wipes hands on rag* you have an enormous underground labyrinth in your pipes filled with turtles and mushrooms
ME: that sounds expensive
MARIO: also did you drop a princess down the drain?
MARIO: *slides out from under sink* Not good
ME: what is it
MARIO: *wipes hands on rag* you have an enormous underground labyrinth in your pipes filled with turtles and mushrooms
ME: that sounds expensive
MARIO: also did you drop a princess down the drain?
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I live in a crime ridden city
January 1, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I live in a crime ridden city
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It’s strange to watch Americans memorialize soldiers who died for democracy whilst they giddily embrace fascism.
May 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s strange to watch Americans memorialize soldiers who died for democracy whilst they giddily embrace fascism.
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"A rapist and a murderer share a giggle."
May 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"A rapist and a murderer share a giggle."
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Good Morning! So apparently they are now weaponizing law enforcement against our citizens, including elected officials. For New Yorkers. 👇
www.nyclu.org/resources/kn...
www.nyclu.org/resources/kn...
What to Do if You're Stopped by Immigration Officers - NYCLU
www.nyclu.org
May 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Good Morning! So apparently they are now weaponizing law enforcement against our citizens, including elected officials. For New Yorkers. 👇
www.nyclu.org/resources/kn...
www.nyclu.org/resources/kn...
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Americans still think bad things will never happen to them, so they don’t care.
May 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Americans still think bad things will never happen to them, so they don’t care.
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
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Not in this lifetime, buddy
May 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Not in this lifetime, buddy
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Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.
May 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.
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This right here......
May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This right here......
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Even Putin would be embarrassed by this.
May 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Even Putin would be embarrassed by this.
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May 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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F you Dan Bishop
But since you're an idiot, let me provide you with the definition of Insurrection:
noun;
a violent uprising against an authority or government.
Thoughts and prayers to those who were injured yesterday 🖕🏽
But since you're an idiot, let me provide you with the definition of Insurrection:
noun;
a violent uprising against an authority or government.
Thoughts and prayers to those who were injured yesterday 🖕🏽
May 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
F you Dan Bishop
But since you're an idiot, let me provide you with the definition of Insurrection:
noun;
a violent uprising against an authority or government.
Thoughts and prayers to those who were injured yesterday 🖕🏽
But since you're an idiot, let me provide you with the definition of Insurrection:
noun;
a violent uprising against an authority or government.
Thoughts and prayers to those who were injured yesterday 🖕🏽
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Saturday afternoon, doubtful this will be seen. But if it makes even one person feel peaceful for twelve seconds, that'll work.
"Seek and ye shall find" if so motivated. It's worth the search, if only for an Earthly Pleasure...
My lips are sealed. 🌿😎🌿
🌿🎶🌿🎶🌲🌊🌲🎶🪻🌿🪻🦋
"Seek and ye shall find" if so motivated. It's worth the search, if only for an Earthly Pleasure...
My lips are sealed. 🌿😎🌿
🌿🎶🌿🎶🌲🌊🌲🎶🪻🌿🪻🦋
May 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Saturday afternoon, doubtful this will be seen. But if it makes even one person feel peaceful for twelve seconds, that'll work.
"Seek and ye shall find" if so motivated. It's worth the search, if only for an Earthly Pleasure...
My lips are sealed. 🌿😎🌿
🌿🎶🌿🎶🌲🌊🌲🎶🪻🌿🪻🦋
"Seek and ye shall find" if so motivated. It's worth the search, if only for an Earthly Pleasure...
My lips are sealed. 🌿😎🌿
🌿🎶🌿🎶🌲🌊🌲🎶🪻🌿🪻🦋
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This is truly a nightmare we can’t allow to continue . www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
A Ticking Clock on American Freedom
It’s later than you think, but it’s not too late.
www.theatlantic.com
May 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This is truly a nightmare we can’t allow to continue . www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
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My house is always like twenty minutes away from being really tidy. But I just don't have those last twenty minutes in me
May 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My house is always like twenty minutes away from being really tidy. But I just don't have those last twenty minutes in me