i'm gonna kill mr. boop and marry his wife
(mods, this is a reference to the comic and not a threat to anyone, and it's stupid that i need to include this disclaimer)
(mods, this is a reference to the comic and not a threat to anyone, and it's stupid that i need to include this disclaimer)
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i'm gonna kill mr. boop and marry his wife
(mods, this is a reference to the comic and not a threat to anyone, and it's stupid that i need to include this disclaimer)
(mods, this is a reference to the comic and not a threat to anyone, and it's stupid that i need to include this disclaimer)
uhhh fuck ghislaine maxwell and everything but it's fine if she has toilet paper, my guys
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
uhhh fuck ghislaine maxwell and everything but it's fine if she has toilet paper, my guys
why would you voluntarily give out this information
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
why would you voluntarily give out this information
yeah you're gonna need to delete your account over this one, chief
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
yeah you're gonna need to delete your account over this one, chief
i'm sure it's fine.
on a totally unrelated note i wonder how gpu prices are going to be in the coming year or so. wondering for a friend.
on a totally unrelated note i wonder how gpu prices are going to be in the coming year or so. wondering for a friend.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i'm sure it's fine.
on a totally unrelated note i wonder how gpu prices are going to be in the coming year or so. wondering for a friend.
on a totally unrelated note i wonder how gpu prices are going to be in the coming year or so. wondering for a friend.
that woman was born a better poster than elon could ever dream of being
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
that woman was born a better poster than elon could ever dream of being
you're playing chess with an opponent that's shitting all over the board, and rather than flip the table over on them, you meekly protest and move your shit-covered piece while they declare victory.
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
you're playing chess with an opponent that's shitting all over the board, and rather than flip the table over on them, you meekly protest and move your shit-covered piece while they declare victory.
there's nothing elon wants more than for people to think he's cool. he desperately needs everyone to think he actually is the sophisticated genius his PR team has worked tirelessly to paint him as and not the sad manchild that failed his way to untold, unearned riches that he truly is.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
there's nothing elon wants more than for people to think he's cool. he desperately needs everyone to think he actually is the sophisticated genius his PR team has worked tirelessly to paint him as and not the sad manchild that failed his way to untold, unearned riches that he truly is.
this shit right here, this is why democrat voters stay home on election day
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this shit right here, this is why democrat voters stay home on election day
kindly go fuck yourself
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
kindly go fuck yourself
not untrue, but it'd be like an amateur boxer vs mohammed ali instead of a sad, sickly child. at least there'd be a modicum of sport to it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
not untrue, but it'd be like an amateur boxer vs mohammed ali instead of a sad, sickly child. at least there'd be a modicum of sport to it.
you'd think he could hire someone that can actually post to write sick owns for him
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
you'd think he could hire someone that can actually post to write sick owns for him
elon wants so desperately to be a poster, but he just doesn't have the sauce.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
elon wants so desperately to be a poster, but he just doesn't have the sauce.
yeah so am i, they're pretty cool people.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
yeah so am i, they're pretty cool people.
no one likes this. employees hate it, customers want to be left alone while they shop, god i hate corporate freaks.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
no one likes this. employees hate it, customers want to be left alone while they shop, god i hate corporate freaks.
sounds good lindsey, let's bypass the insurance companies altogether and, say, have a portion of everyone's taxes go toward providing medical care for everyone.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
sounds good lindsey, let's bypass the insurance companies altogether and, say, have a portion of everyone's taxes go toward providing medical care for everyone.
it's going to be funny when the ai bubble catastrophically explodes and no one wants his shitty robots, but he still demands the money
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
it's going to be funny when the ai bubble catastrophically explodes and no one wants his shitty robots, but he still demands the money
extremely cool that the president is in a state of pronounced mental decline and everyone around him just pretends not to notice.
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
extremely cool that the president is in a state of pronounced mental decline and everyone around him just pretends not to notice.
she wants to be president and is trying to look appealing to libs. it's 100% a ploy, marge is still as wretched a person as she ever was.
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
she wants to be president and is trying to look appealing to libs. it's 100% a ploy, marge is still as wretched a person as she ever was.
how about you give yourself a wedgie every time you have a stupid thought
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
how about you give yourself a wedgie every time you have a stupid thought
being a woman will definitely handicap her among the shitlords, but aside from her, there's a huge lack of republicans that have the trump juice that aren't also massive, flagrant nazis even the gop would balk at running. 2028 is gonna be a shitshow.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
being a woman will definitely handicap her among the shitlords, but aside from her, there's a huge lack of republicans that have the trump juice that aren't also massive, flagrant nazis even the gop would balk at running. 2028 is gonna be a shitshow.
what if we just did actual universal healthcare that covers everything
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
what if we just did actual universal healthcare that covers everything
lol that's the asshole that just recently got fired for being a nazi on twitter and immediately got hired by benny johnson
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
lol that's the asshole that just recently got fired for being a nazi on twitter and immediately got hired by benny johnson
yup, saw it coming. greene is one of the few prominent republicans that's a true believer in being the worst asshole she can be, a true successor for trump.
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
yup, saw it coming. greene is one of the few prominent republicans that's a true believer in being the worst asshole she can be, a true successor for trump.