Don't Hassle The Hoff
hofenstein.bsky.social
Don't Hassle The Hoff
@hofenstein.bsky.social
The most important words anyone can say: "I understand you."

He/Him. Taken. Bookworm. Classical nerd. Poli/Sci junkie.
"It's over Kuzco! I have the high ground!"
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
True, but the RAT is a last resort method converting (through many exchanges) the potential energy of altitude into electrical/hydraulic/pneumatic system usable forms. Generally, if you are poping that thing out it's because your engines died and you have a limited amount of altitude to exchange
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I read this in Tom Morello's voice.
October 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Serious YOUR WORDS ARE ACCEPTED energy. Good for him.
August 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Life before death.
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I came here to say I immediately heard Metallica playing in my head once I read this.
July 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Gatling Bow reminds me of the M56 from Aliens.

10/10 fire art.
May 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ok I'll bite, what keyboard is that?
May 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's been a minute, which means I need to re-read, but IIRC the demon that powers the watch gets progressively more depressed given Vimes... Vimesness. (I always picture Vimes as a toned-down, world-weary version of Sam Elliot's character from We Were Soldiers).
May 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If only they had made a movie about a famous case...
a man says houston we have a problem
Alt: Tom hank says "houston we have a problem" from the movie Apollo 13
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March 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Whelp, that's stuck in my head again...
🥁🥁🥁
"Can you feel that?
Ah, shit
🎸🎸🎸
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
Will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me"🎸
March 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A: Under the Alien Enemies Act he doesn't even have to pretend about immigration status. The law effectively allows the detention or deportation of anyone who is "from" a country the US is at war with. A notorious use was the detention of Japanese-Americans without trial in WWII.
March 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Ah, copy. Thanks! Just now seeing that all the skeets are either reskeeting that guy or are word-for-word verbatim. Shows that I need to go back to info 101: "what is the source?"

I guess we'll see...
March 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I must have missed something, last I saw was he was whipping for the CR, is there a change?
March 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”

-Sir Terry Pratchett, patron saint of #booksky, *Men at Arms*
March 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat.

They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

2/x
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There is a Pratchett quote for everything: “Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. 1/x
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If I had to guess, it's a reference to the war of 1812. During the war, the Americans attempted to invade Canada as a means of forcing Britain to negotiate. The invasion failed and later in the war the British burned the American capitol and White House.
March 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Yes, I love TFRs and random restricted areas for a cable that is basically invisible at altitude but can saw my plane in half if struck...

The real fun ones are where it's just a NOTAM
March 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Like many other supermassive things, their egos created a black hole that devoured everything, including their regime.

Forgive the flippancy, but I honestly think it's the larger than life egos that makes wanna be fascists so successful are also their greatest weakness.
February 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think it becomes a matter of them huffing their own supply. A lot of fascists rose to power by creating a fake reality for their followers that only they are special enough to solve.

They also had massive enough egos that they got sucked into this fake reality because they wanted to be special.
February 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
His performance in that was on point.
February 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Fire walk with me
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM