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Hoag One
@hoag-one.bsky.social
(he/him) Librarian by day. Actor, writer, director, pop culture enthusiast and film critic by night. 24-hour malcontent.

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I'm new to Bluesky, but if we're going to call these things "skeets," I will be out of here just as fast as I came.
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I'll be honest, I know the company thinks they are being cute, but the fact that the owl face on the Duolingo app gets angrier and angrier throughout the day if I haven't done my daily lesson pisses me the fuck off to the point that I consider not renewing my subscription. @duolingoverde.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Survivor 50 Cast #Survivor50 #Survivor

Christian, Mike, Chrissy, Kamilla, Emily, Angelina
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May 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Congratulations to #Survivor Cedrek who surpasses 47's Teeny as the worst ally of the new era. Being in an alliance with him is a death sentence. Cedrek has taken the mantra "vote out your #1 before they get you" to the extreme. There's not a friend's name in sight he won't write down. #Survivor48
March 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@jessliese.bsky.social @amikebloomtype.bsky.social #AmazingRace Hot Take: Every team should start with an Express Pass to be used one time only, prior to the final leg, in the spirit of Original Flavor Fast Forward. Cheaper than extra challenges in every city, equitable like the Shot in the Dark.
March 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm a little surprised that this week's #Survivor didn't end in a fire-making challenge instead of Cedrek once again choosing the keep a volatile hand grenade over a more predictable and reliable ally. #Survivor48
March 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
No matter what happens tonight, Mary Zheng is the Mother of All Mothers. #Survivor #Survivor48
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March 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If, indeed, #Survivor purposely engineers a "hot mess" tribe - and it seems like they have been for a while - please someone tell producers IT'S FUCKING BORING season after season. #Survivor48
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March 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sai is Q in Marianne’s body.
#Survivor48 #Survivor
March 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
As is my custom to drop on #Oscars weekend, here is my list for the best films of 2024.
The Best Films of 2024
Honorable mentions: All We Imagine as Light, Babes, The Fall Guy, The Fire Inside, Green Border, Hit Man, Janet Planet, Kinds of Kindness, Late Night with the Devil, Love Lies Bleeding, Mars Express, ...
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March 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Can we vote on NOT calling it "In the Hands of the Fans"?
#Survivor50 #Survivor #RHAP @daltonross.bsky.social @robcesternino.bsky.social
February 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I had an Oscar ballot:

1. Anora
2. Conclave
3. The Brutalist
4. I'm Still Here
5. Nickel Boys
6. Dune: Part Two
7. A Complete Unknown
8. The Substance
9. Wicked
10. Emilia Perez

#Oscars #AcademyAwards
February 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
But what I want to know is if Mike White will ever forgive @robcesternino.bsky.social #RHAP
February 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My ten favorite documentaries of 2024.
The Best Documentaries of 2024
The 10 best documentaries of 2024.
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February 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The world is shitty right now, but Heart Eyes is really fucking good. Take a break from the misery and watch @joshruben.bsky.social knock another horror-comedy out of the park.
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February 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Republicans would rather burn the country to the ground than elect a woman president.
February 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
After an eye-bleeding four days, here is a ranked list of the films I saw at #Sundance online this year.
Sundance 2025
A ranked list of all the films I saw at Sundance Online in 2025.
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February 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Really infuriated that piracy is causing films to be removed from the online #Sundance platform. I worry this will jeopardize the festival's commitment to this accessibility in the future.
February 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The British use of the word "innit" is about as close an equivalent as we have in the English language to the Smurfs use of "smurf."
January 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I have never once seen Riley Keough's last name in print and not repeated it in my head to the tune of the karate noises in this song.
Karate Guy
YouTube video by The Lonely Island - Topic
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January 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Normalize offering plain ol' English subtitle tracks IN ADDITION TO English SDH tracks.

Sure, I enjoy an (innards squelching) from time to time, but for every one of those there's 50 (lips smacking) or (clicks tongue) that I just don't need.
January 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Jan 7th 2025 - According to the official #Prometheus website, the android David will be manufactured TODAY!

📽️📅 Prometheus (2012)
January 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when Samwise Gamgee was carrying you.
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January 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy Robert Eggers' Nosferatu Day to those who celebrate!
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December 25, 2024 at 11:06 AM