I don’t know where he gets his sass from 😂

B has said I look like the rock because my resting bitch face makes my eye brow raise 😂

When the man child finishes his shift, flying around at 120mph on response but he knows I’ll fucking tear him a new one if he speeds on the way home in his new car 🤣

Making a Lamb Rogan Josh, never done it before and the smell is amazing 🤩 I’ll post the finished item in about 2 hours 🤣

Watched a documentary about Edward VIII And his dealings with Hilter, there was a scene with Nazi flags flying everywhere and it reminded me of my town at the minute, all the flags put up by the knuckle draggers 😢

Man child on a blue light run (he’s the passenger) but still admiring the moon, she’s looking lovely but hard to capture at 100mph! 😬 last night for a while as a response officer, over to area investigation for a few months until he does his blue light & taser training 🥰😳

So our newest member of our family, Otto 🥰 man child is besotted with his new cousin. He’s so freaking cute.

Lovely sunset from Anfield tonight 🥰

He’s in there somewhere, proud mum moment. Congratulations PC Man Child 🥰 passing out parade at Arley Hall where they filmed Peaky Blinders.

Very nearly came home with this, man child wanted it but I’ve literally no where to store it 🤣

The lemur walkthrough is now our favourite thing to do at @chesterzoo.bsky.social

When the @octopus.energy tariff rate is in the negative, fully charged my car, dish washer been on and did 4 loads of washing and drying and I’ve been paid to do it 😊 🎉

New toy duck dispatched, now a snooze for Henry before tea 🥰 he’s currently being guarded by my massive cock! 😆

Lovely day with the man child in Chester today, bit of Christmas shopping then a visit to the cathedral, last time we went in was about 10 years ago, it’s got a Lego model of the cathedral inside 🥰

Apparently there’s hostile forces outside that require constant fecking barking at!

Henry’s had an early breakfast as I’ve been wide awake since 5am, he’s now off for his 2nd sleep. It’s a tough life 🥰