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Helen 🌸
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Mum to a man child and furbaby Henry. I love football and my beloved Liverpool FC. Love Wine and food, I can be a bit sweary 😬 I was hjmac41 on “that” other platform, it was all Elons fault!
The new #StrangerThings Omg! Didn’t think they could better the last series.
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trolling flag shaggers on Facebook, it’s amazing how violent their speech becomes even knowing I’m a woman 🤣😬
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When you just happen across TOTP’s from 1989, I was 20 and that music was magical 🥰 well most of it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Applied to renew my Passport on Monday, got my new one today. Now that’s service.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A sad week for losing great actresses, 1st Prunella now Pauline Collins 😥
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When the man child finishes his shift, flying around at 120mph on response but he knows I’ll fucking tear him a new one if he speeds on the way home in his new car 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Making a Lamb Rogan Josh, never done it before and the smell is amazing 🤩 I’ll post the finished item in about 2 hours 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Stay safe Jamaica 🇯🇲
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Watched a documentary about Edward VIII And his dealings with Hilter, there was a scene with Nazi flags flying everywhere and it reminded me of my town at the minute, all the flags put up by the knuckle draggers 😢
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Man child on a blue light run (he’s the passenger) but still admiring the moon, she’s looking lovely but hard to capture at 100mph! 😬 last night for a while as a response officer, over to area investigation for a few months until he does his blue light & taser training 🥰😳
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So Cankles aka Trump didn’t win the Nobel peace prize, I wonder if he’ll back out of the peace talks with Israel and Palestinian because he’s a massive baby?
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Popped back onto twitter, it’s a total bonfire and retreated quickly 😬
October 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Neighbour and Former EDL member is home, works away for months at a time. I swear to god if he dares put up any flags in our street I will unleash my menopausal rage on his fat racist arse. Of the 22 homes 75% are migrants and I will not tolerate his B 💩 we are a community.
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Man child quite happy to be doing nights tonight, especially when there’s a storm #Amy going on, hopefully means all the criminals will stay at home 🚔
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Imagine hating a whole group of people that you’d stab a total stranger to death for their religion, the world is truly fucked up 😢
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Man child, serving police officer and his view on that program on Charing Cross. Mother on a scale of 1 to 10 on how not to be a police officer, that was an 11 😳
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
So our newest member of our family, Otto 🥰 man child is besotted with his new cousin. He’s so freaking cute.
September 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Lovely sunset from Anfield tonight 🥰
September 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Back from the game, with an unexpected overnight stay for Great Nephew as my niece decided to have high blood pressure 3 weeks before baby arrives and admitted to hospital - quick make up of spare room (dumping ground) 😬
September 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How’s the Rapture going? I’m still here, is that good or bad? 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He’s in there somewhere, proud mum moment. Congratulations PC Man Child 🥰 passing out parade at Arley Hall where they filmed Peaky Blinders.
September 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Seeing man child off to work at 6am, it was bloody cold 🥶 he’s particularly happy I bought him thermals 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Why was #Chester market closed today? Man child and I had our tummy’s set on a wood fired hot honey pepperoni pizza but it was bloody closed!
bubbles from the powerpuff girls is standing in front of a wall of flames and says " i will not stand for this "
ALT: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is standing in front of a wall of flames and says " i will not stand for this "
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September 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Very nearly came home with this, man child wanted it but I’ve literally no where to store it 🤣
September 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When your man child is on nights, but we’re still linked on life 365 and see him clocking 120mph as a response officer for the police across the Mersey expressway, don’t think I’ll ever sleep again 😬😳
September 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM