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H. Jay Watson
@hjaywatson.bsky.social
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teacher (actual), failed writer (aspirational)

https://caligarislumberparty.itch.io/
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Image of Steve Buscemi from the "How do you do fellow kids?" meme. Buscemi had a red backwards baseball cap, is wearing a red hoodie, and has a grey t-shirt with the words "Music Band" on it. He is holding a skateboard. On the image of Buscemi, the following words are superimposed: "How do you do fellow dungeon delvers?"
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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tale as old as time
Distracted boyfriend meme/image macro. On the left is a woman dressed in red, with the text "5.5e" superposed on top of her. To her right is the proverbial distracted boyfriend, looking back at the woman in red. The acronym "WOTC" (for Wizards of the Coast") is superimposed on top of him. To his right is a woman in light blue -- the shocked and frustrated girlfriend of the distracted boyfriend. Superimposed on top of her are the words "STACKS OF MONEY."
October 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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INCOMING

INCOMING

ACTUAL FOOTAGE:
Image of Professor T. Bird from the video game Battletoads, with the icon for HodagRPG crudely superimposed over Professor T. Bird's head. Bird is typing on a keyboard, in front of a computer monitor. Underneath the image is the following text: HODAG! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! THE QUEEN'S RATSHIP IS ON THE WAY TO EARTH. YOU MUST STOP THEM NOW, IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!
October 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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that feeling when your wizard school game takes place in the Battle Royale universe
Movie poster for the film Battle Royale. The poster depicts a black and white school photo, with students wearing suits. Some students have red X's over their faces.
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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"I came here to make kickass art and chew bubblegum. And I am all out of gum." - Hodag
Image of Roddy Piper from the 1988 movie They Live. The head of the icon for Hodag RPG is superimposed on Roddy Piper's face. This mashup was clearly done by someone without technical or artistic skill.
September 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The entire run is fantastic, but Xemnu the Living Hulk stole my heart

Such a great villain
Closeup of Xemnu the Living Hulk's eyes, with a quote bubble that says "Then you remember me."
September 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Quick, someone wake @riseupcomus.bsky.social

HIS MAJESTY THE WORM reigns over itch!
Screenshot of the top physical games on itch.io, showing Shrines of the Lower Ossuary in the top left, Wonder x Worlds in the top right, Lancer Core Book in the bottom left, and Camp Snallygaster in the bottom right.
July 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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This reminds me of Ladytron from the 90s WildCATS
Cover of the comic WildCATS issue 22, depicting Ladytron, a cyborg woman with a robotic lower jaw and neck.
June 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM