Garic Goblinhewer
@historydwarf.bsky.social
A dwarf in a sea of Internet trolls. My account is pure, like fresh fallen snow on Christmas. If your first interaction with me is a DM, please do not expect a response.
Widespread outrage at Campbell’s and promises to only eat organic.
The organic:
The organic:
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Widespread outrage at Campbell’s and promises to only eat organic.
The organic:
The organic:
Fantastic. Better than my house but I‘m grateful to have seen it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fantastic. Better than my house but I‘m grateful to have seen it.
Dr. Alan Grant on the hunt.
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dr. Alan Grant on the hunt.
I love the ones I get in the front of my house.
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I love the ones I get in the front of my house.
This rodeo-inspired latte menu looks to me like it is listing sex positions.
August 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This rodeo-inspired latte menu looks to me like it is listing sex positions.
Sour Patch under black light
August 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sour Patch under black light
Finally a guy on the spectrum such as myself finds a workout supplement made for him.
July 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Finally a guy on the spectrum such as myself finds a workout supplement made for him.
Hitting a little hard today, not sure why.
July 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hitting a little hard today, not sure why.
My garden gives me a little solace in the summer. Something I actually like taking care of and that gives me something back.
Hoping none of my kids read this.
Hoping none of my kids read this.
July 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My garden gives me a little solace in the summer. Something I actually like taking care of and that gives me something back.
Hoping none of my kids read this.
Hoping none of my kids read this.
Mollie passed away at noon today. Loved and will never be forgotten.
June 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Mollie passed away at noon today. Loved and will never be forgotten.
Yes. In addition to the paper bag method you can top with your favorite brand of fake butter flavor like I do or use real melted butter.
June 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yes. In addition to the paper bag method you can top with your favorite brand of fake butter flavor like I do or use real melted butter.
24 hour HeroQuest. No, I can’t do the whole time - I need to share the burden.
June 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
24 hour HeroQuest. No, I can’t do the whole time - I need to share the burden.
Finally, I’m out of here!
Not really, but a guy can dream.
Not really, but a guy can dream.
June 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Finally, I’m out of here!
Not really, but a guy can dream.
Not really, but a guy can dream.
This is one reason spring is my favorite. This is what I got from the garden this morning.
June 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is one reason spring is my favorite. This is what I got from the garden this morning.
Found it and my wife got it for me. Apparently I have to wait until Father’s Day to actually receive it.
May 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Found it and my wife got it for me. Apparently I have to wait until Father’s Day to actually receive it.
This is why spring is my favorite. Rebirth, respite from the winter, and the promise of pies in a few months (my blackberry and strawberry plants respectively).
May 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is why spring is my favorite. Rebirth, respite from the winter, and the promise of pies in a few months (my blackberry and strawberry plants respectively).
My toxic trait is thinking if I only had a flat grill I could make professional hibachi.
March 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My toxic trait is thinking if I only had a flat grill I could make professional hibachi.
Happy St Patrick’s from my big boy.
March 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Happy St Patrick’s from my big boy.
My daughter got me Nosferatu for my birthday. One more for my NECA collection.
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My daughter got me Nosferatu for my birthday. One more for my NECA collection.
Just bottled some vanilla extract, some with vodka some with rum. First time doing it so I guess it will be quite a while before I find out if I did it right.
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just bottled some vanilla extract, some with vodka some with rum. First time doing it so I guess it will be quite a while before I find out if I did it right.
Could they please have the decency to wait until I have cleaned up all the Christmas wrapping?
December 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Could they please have the decency to wait until I have cleaned up all the Christmas wrapping?
At my house Cola is always on rabbit duty.
December 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
At my house Cola is always on rabbit duty.
Brownie sympathizes.
December 26, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Brownie sympathizes.