Garic Goblinhewer
@historydwarf.bsky.social
A dwarf in a sea of Internet trolls. My account is pure, like fresh fallen snow on Christmas. If your first interaction with me is a DM, please do not expect a response.
Ah, I see the misunderstanding. He referred to reporter Katie Rogers as “Uggy” because she always wore Uggs in the press briefings.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ah, I see the misunderstanding. He referred to reporter Katie Rogers as “Uggy” because she always wore Uggs in the press briefings.
Widespread outrage at Campbell’s and promises to only eat organic.
The organic:
The organic:
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Widespread outrage at Campbell’s and promises to only eat organic.
The organic:
The organic:
MTG out? Just throwing my whole 2025 bingo card in the trash already.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
MTG out? Just throwing my whole 2025 bingo card in the trash already.
Did you know if you Google “how high am I”, it will give your elevation above sea level and won’t judge you?
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Did you know if you Google “how high am I”, it will give your elevation above sea level and won’t judge you?
Dr. Alan Grant on the hunt.
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dr. Alan Grant on the hunt.
Steak ‘n Shake’s choice to align themselves with the Maga movement certainly is a business decision one could choose to make. I hope they remember that many places serve burgers and fries.
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Steak ‘n Shake’s choice to align themselves with the Maga movement certainly is a business decision one could choose to make. I hope they remember that many places serve burgers and fries.
Proud to contribute to the White House account being one of most blocked accounts on Bluesky.
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Proud to contribute to the White House account being one of most blocked accounts on Bluesky.
Maga after millions march in the streets in protest: “You did nothing, Trump’s still your president, libs.”
Maga raising 30K signatures to protest Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “Fuck yeah, that’ll show ‘em. Murica!”
Maga raising 30K signatures to protest Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “Fuck yeah, that’ll show ‘em. Murica!”
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Maga after millions march in the streets in protest: “You did nothing, Trump’s still your president, libs.”
Maga raising 30K signatures to protest Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “Fuck yeah, that’ll show ‘em. Murica!”
Maga raising 30K signatures to protest Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “Fuck yeah, that’ll show ‘em. Murica!”
OAN and Newsmax websites can be accessed for free while The Atlantic, CNN, and New York Times are mostly behind a paywall. I can’t see any problems arising from this.
October 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
OAN and Newsmax websites can be accessed for free while The Atlantic, CNN, and New York Times are mostly behind a paywall. I can’t see any problems arising from this.
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I remember that strange week of December 4, 2024 where, for a few days, everyone recognized there wasn‘t as much a left vs. right problem as there was up vs. down.
Of course, after Luigi Mangione was caught, it was very easy for the narrative to revert. I’m sure the 1% gave a sigh of relief.
Of course, after Luigi Mangione was caught, it was very easy for the narrative to revert. I’m sure the 1% gave a sigh of relief.
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I remember that strange week of December 4, 2024 where, for a few days, everyone recognized there wasn‘t as much a left vs. right problem as there was up vs. down.
Of course, after Luigi Mangione was caught, it was very easy for the narrative to revert. I’m sure the 1% gave a sigh of relief.
Of course, after Luigi Mangione was caught, it was very easy for the narrative to revert. I’m sure the 1% gave a sigh of relief.
CK technically died but was revived and was in a coma, coming out on September 13 (3 days). He is secretly working underground to take down the worldwide cabal and will re-emerge with JFK Jr. to be the next political powerhouse team. (Am I doing the crazy conspiracy thing right? 😂😂😂)
September 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
CK technically died but was revived and was in a coma, coming out on September 13 (3 days). He is secretly working underground to take down the worldwide cabal and will re-emerge with JFK Jr. to be the next political powerhouse team. (Am I doing the crazy conspiracy thing right? 😂😂😂)
I just took two Tylenol. When can I expect the autism to hit?
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I just took two Tylenol. When can I expect the autism to hit?
I don’t want to hear anyone talking about crisis actors, FBI shooter, and Reichstag event in the same paragraph.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don’t want to hear anyone talking about crisis actors, FBI shooter, and Reichstag event in the same paragraph.
I believe Donald Trump to be an opportunistic white nationalist. I believe JD Vance to be an unabashedly white nationalist.
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I believe Donald Trump to be an opportunistic white nationalist. I believe JD Vance to be an unabashedly white nationalist.
I don’t fully understand the Cracker Barrel fervor. Are people that upset over a restaurant changing direction, being different than what they grew up with? I am 57 years old and many restaurants I grew up with are gone and those that aren’t, are different. An excuse for political posturing?
August 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don’t fully understand the Cracker Barrel fervor. Are people that upset over a restaurant changing direction, being different than what they grew up with? I am 57 years old and many restaurants I grew up with are gone and those that aren’t, are different. An excuse for political posturing?
The Irish have the best tenors, coffee, and goodbyes.
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Irish have the best tenors, coffee, and goodbyes.
This rodeo-inspired latte menu looks to me like it is listing sex positions.
August 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This rodeo-inspired latte menu looks to me like it is listing sex positions.
So I’m torn. Do I take the family to Epcot or do I save a little money by just flying to the actual countries?
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
So I’m torn. Do I take the family to Epcot or do I save a little money by just flying to the actual countries?
Sour Patch under black light
August 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sour Patch under black light
I just had a TikTok ad pop up advertising “Retro military realistic latex mask, 1940s Halloween costume headgear”.
Yes, it was a Hitler mask. Who in the world is the target audience for this?
Yes, it was a Hitler mask. Who in the world is the target audience for this?
August 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I just had a TikTok ad pop up advertising “Retro military realistic latex mask, 1940s Halloween costume headgear”.
Yes, it was a Hitler mask. Who in the world is the target audience for this?
Yes, it was a Hitler mask. Who in the world is the target audience for this?
Finally a guy on the spectrum such as myself finds a workout supplement made for him.
July 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Finally a guy on the spectrum such as myself finds a workout supplement made for him.
Hitting a little hard today, not sure why.
July 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hitting a little hard today, not sure why.
Breaking news from Republican leadership: There was no island and Jeffrey Epstein was just three racoons in a trench coat.
July 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Breaking news from Republican leadership: There was no island and Jeffrey Epstein was just three racoons in a trench coat.
My garden gives me a little solace in the summer. Something I actually like taking care of and that gives me something back.
Hoping none of my kids read this.
Hoping none of my kids read this.
July 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My garden gives me a little solace in the summer. Something I actually like taking care of and that gives me something back.
Hoping none of my kids read this.
Hoping none of my kids read this.