By the time it hits Chinese social media: Australia has 30,000 people kidnapped and their organs harvested every year—it's absolutely terrifying.

That's why the lyrics of 'Gossip Polka' say: It started as a little mouse, but after being passed around, it ends up bigger than an African elephant.

Is this another Star Wars project?

That remote control in the crocodile's mouth had me cracking up.

Agreed. Dating is like ballet—you need to start practicing from a young age, or you might never learn it in your lifetime.

Agreed. Unlike the gentleman scientists of a century ago, today's researchers have no interest in science whatsoever; they merely treat research as a job to support their families.

For men only. My shoes are as numerous as the legs of a centipede.

This is absolutely outrageous. If he really had that kind of determination, why didn't he use it for something worthwhile?

Thank you for spreading knowledge.

The world is a game of chicken—it's about who gets scared first.

Remember: Phrenology is pseudoscience. Do not believe in it, nor any of its variants.

Agreed. Using speakers in public shows a lack of manners.

Therefore, Tokugawa Ieyasu said that the people should be kept neither well-fed nor starving, so that they would be less likely to rebel.