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Not a dog at all
@hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social
Absolutely not a dog piloting a biomechanical suit. He/him 29 🏳️‍🌈.
Pfp by Finbeard, who is fantastic.
Just 5 more hours.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Every time I've purchased a fan from noctua, it's come in completely different packaging.

I like this one because it's got a little window where you can see the lad!
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think I've found a flaw in the duck physics
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dog treats version two worked better! They sound like they have a good crunch to them. Also some of them are teddy bears, I think.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was skeptical at first, but I do get it now.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bro, that's not a BMW, that's a Mini Clubman
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A beast has chosen me as a perch. This is vital news.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I've been so busy, I forgot to post my @hiddenstash.bsky.social stuff! Shirt came out really well, that reverse tie-dye process is cool AF and gave a neat dimensional look.

Also the stickers are adorable!
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November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
... is THAT the shaders it spent 40 minutes processing?
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
6.75 QUARTS OF OIL IN A 1.5 LITER 3 CYLINDER ENGINE.

FUCK FORD AND THEIR DUMBASS ENGINEERS.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The store had Dragon's Milk for the first time in a month LETS GOOOOO
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oho, that's a good one! Notice how the bolt gets thinner near the head, and the threads get farther apart.

Also, that bit of material hanging off the second thread from the head? That's thread that's become warped and twisted.
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don't actually have high hopes for the Cryorig C5 CU, the amount of CPU they claim it can cool feels... optimistic.

But damn, that copper is sexy AF.
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
She tried one and she's just staring at the stove now, I think they're a success.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dog treat version 1.0 is... not pretty. The dough was stickier than I wanted, so I couldn't use a cookie cutter or anything, had to hand-shape. Somehow, I think she'll be okay with it tho.
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Alright, biggest linux ISO I've ever seen, let's see what this thing does...
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I've been an inspector for... seven years? Something like that? Anyway I failed the worst tire I've ever seen, I think! The tread is separating, held on by the remains of the cords.
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Flooded turn signal housing with a dead light bulb floating in it 🥰
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Good enough for me! How odd.
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ayyy I got a lucky one somehow! I don't even wanna use it now tbh.
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I love Tipularia Discolor so much. Just a casually winter-growing hardy orchid, with little purple leaves you wouldn't even notice if you didn't look close. A shame I missed the flowers this year.
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reading the Wikipedia about Exhaust Gas Recirculation valves, out of curiosity for their history and development, and then it said this.

1: a LOT of engines don't have EGR valves now, and that is one of the worst ones.

2: that engine has an EGR valve in some chassis.

Great job!
October 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I've been baffled that a big box hardware store has "latouriate dendrobium" orchids for sale in their little like... non-flowering specimen packs.

The latouria section dendrobums... don't have much market appeal, they're weird-looking.

This time they straight up had dendrobium spectabile.
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't belong in any community, but GODDAMN the BeamNG community is close to my heart.
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
AAAAA ITS RUNNING

NOBODY BREATHE
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM