Naiad
@hipfish.bsky.social
Not born in Maine, but planning to die here
MD, PhD, reader, writer, mom
Orthodox Darwinist
Nicer in person
MD, PhD, reader, writer, mom
Orthodox Darwinist
Nicer in person
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ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
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So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant
Anxiously clicking into ominous news stories because nobody in the mainstream media thinks to clarify "Portland" with a damn state name.
September 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Anxiously clicking into ominous news stories because nobody in the mainstream media thinks to clarify "Portland" with a damn state name.
FBI: Bullet casings were engraved with anti-ICE messages
Literally every reputable news source:
Literally every reputable news source:
September 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
FBI: Bullet casings were engraved with anti-ICE messages
Literally every reputable news source:
Literally every reputable news source:
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PRESS STATEMENT: Simply unacceptable behavior by the UN, stopping this escalator while PM Tuxley II stepped onto it aside his wife, Lady Beakatrice.
We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.
We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.
September 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
PRESS STATEMENT: Simply unacceptable behavior by the UN, stopping this escalator while PM Tuxley II stepped onto it aside his wife, Lady Beakatrice.
We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.
We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.
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Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.
Does declaring war on Chicago count? Asking for a friend
September 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Does declaring war on Chicago count? Asking for a friend
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The truth of the matter is that if anyone but Charlie Kirk had been killed at today’s shooting, then Charlie Kirk would be out there right now using the shooting as pretext to deliver arguments designed to make sure that the next shooting would happen, and the next one, and the next, and the next.
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The truth of the matter is that if anyone but Charlie Kirk had been killed at today’s shooting, then Charlie Kirk would be out there right now using the shooting as pretext to deliver arguments designed to make sure that the next shooting would happen, and the next one, and the next, and the next.
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Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
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Over the weekend, the “sandwich thrower” posters went up all over DC. Instant icon of resistance.
A remix of Banksy’s mural: not a Molotov, not a rock, but something just as disruptive, a hoagie hurled with defiance.
A remix of Banksy’s mural: not a Molotov, not a rock, but something just as disruptive, a hoagie hurled with defiance.
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Over the weekend, the “sandwich thrower” posters went up all over DC. Instant icon of resistance.
A remix of Banksy’s mural: not a Molotov, not a rock, but something just as disruptive, a hoagie hurled with defiance.
A remix of Banksy’s mural: not a Molotov, not a rock, but something just as disruptive, a hoagie hurled with defiance.
Release the Tyrannodoodle
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Release the Tyrannodoodle
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America, listen up.
We have one more chance to stop the bill that will cut $1 trillion from Medicaid.
CALL. YOUR. REPUBLICAN. REPRESENTATIVES. It is your voice and your voice only that can fix this. Democrats will hold the line.
We have one more chance to stop the bill that will cut $1 trillion from Medicaid.
CALL. YOUR. REPUBLICAN. REPRESENTATIVES. It is your voice and your voice only that can fix this. Democrats will hold the line.
July 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
America, listen up.
We have one more chance to stop the bill that will cut $1 trillion from Medicaid.
CALL. YOUR. REPUBLICAN. REPRESENTATIVES. It is your voice and your voice only that can fix this. Democrats will hold the line.
We have one more chance to stop the bill that will cut $1 trillion from Medicaid.
CALL. YOUR. REPUBLICAN. REPRESENTATIVES. It is your voice and your voice only that can fix this. Democrats will hold the line.
In the 20th century I went to summer research camp at Woods Hole with Ted Kennedy Jr.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In the 20th century I went to summer research camp at Woods Hole with Ted Kennedy Jr.
But descendants of the Tulsa massacre? Don't even think about it.
US taxpayers will now pay Ashli Babbitt’s family $5 million.
May 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
But descendants of the Tulsa massacre? Don't even think about it.
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“When ICE grabs people, they’re grabbing some of our best. They’re grabbing you. They’re grabbing people with green cards. And US Citizens. They’re grabbing students. And lawyers. They're grabbing scientists. They're grabbing musicians. They’re not rapists.
But some, I assume, are bad people.”
But some, I assume, are bad people.”
May 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“When ICE grabs people, they’re grabbing some of our best. They’re grabbing you. They’re grabbing people with green cards. And US Citizens. They’re grabbing students. And lawyers. They're grabbing scientists. They're grabbing musicians. They’re not rapists.
But some, I assume, are bad people.”
But some, I assume, are bad people.”
Yeah, it's tyranny, but it's OUR tyranny
NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
May 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Yeah, it's tyranny, but it's OUR tyranny
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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
Wordle 1,421 1/6*
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Consistency pays off. Like a broken calendar, I was right - once
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Consistency pays off. Like a broken calendar, I was right - once
May 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wordle 1,421 1/6*
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Consistency pays off. Like a broken calendar, I was right - once
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Consistency pays off. Like a broken calendar, I was right - once
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Online Karen *presses ctrl alt delete*: I wanna speak to the task manager
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Online Karen *presses ctrl alt delete*: I wanna speak to the task manager
Watching the pope unboxing with bated breath
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Watching the pope unboxing with bated breath
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For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
If you haven't read Parable of the Sower in the past year, you must read it again. Holy hell, Nostradamus has nothing on Octavia Butler
#ParableOfTheSower
#ParableOfTheSower
May 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you haven't read Parable of the Sower in the past year, you must read it again. Holy hell, Nostradamus has nothing on Octavia Butler
#ParableOfTheSower
#ParableOfTheSower
She saw him in court 😂💪🏻🖕🏻
Trump administration settles with Maine over funding freeze after dispute over trans athletes
Trump administration settles with Maine over funding freeze after dispute over trans athletes
In response, the state will drop its lawsuit that had been filed against the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
www.nbcnews.com
May 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
She saw him in court 😂💪🏻🖕🏻
The stench of desperation is palpable
May 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The stench of desperation is palpable