i'll be honest i'm fucking cackling at "rat some bitch called a wig"

second time this year my hair dresser asked me what perfume I was wearing I think we're in love

no WAY we got george apple dance 😭😭😭 happy thanksgiving indeed

absolutely blazed at the amc with a strawberry marg seated for gladiator 🫡

I realized today that I have been somehow trained into apologizing to a spider before i kill it. growth!