This is the headline I show my students when we talk about Alabama adopting its current state constitution in 1901. I teach in Alabama

Still waiting for the Tesla bumper sticker that reads "I bought this before I was online enough to know he was crazy all along."

Nothing says ADHD like moving your bedside phone charger to the office landing while working, telling yourself it's totally fine, you're not taking it far, and then carrying it with you, downstairs, to move laundry and leaving it behind on the dryer FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON.

I need a year of jubilee but for food storage containers...

You know it's unprecedented times when Millennials are voluntarily making phone calls.

Tbh I like to envision Elon Musk yelling to SpaceX employees about NASA doing this in the dark age without microchips.

I think Bluesky is a great platform and I’m here to stay. However, a bookmark function would make the experience SO much better and much more functional for research/ information gathering, especially for reporters. Pretty please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app ?

Is this a reference to Anne's imagination and rich interior life? 🤣

When you're trying to decide if a necklace is "artsy" but not crossing all the way to "Michael Phelps' mom at the Olympics."

Did you know you can just hop on to my personal website & order handcrafted by me crochet projects?

Or even a custom order?

You should check it out. RTs appreciated. 😘 amysondova.com/store-page-3/

My daughter's preschool starts twenty minutes later than every other public preschool in the district *and* has a longer open door policy before one must go to the front door of shame.

Me every morning:

Can we check in and make sure Judy Dench is taking her multivitamins 👀

I bought myself Anne of Avonlea on streaming and was surprised to see it was rated 18+, but you have to admit that the part where Not Actually Dolly ravages Mrs. Lynde's field is fairly graphic.

Do you need a gift for a child whose parents deserve unadulterated retribution?

AI bros getting heated about plagiarism is pretty funny

Got my invite code in my email, feeling v bougie.